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christmas in lancashire - lancashire hotpots lyrics

well its christmas in lancashire
and snow is on the ground
but i’m not feeling festive
coz, we wireless networks gone down
i can t even listen to cliff richard or slade
coz the barry in’th’ipod has seen better days….

it’s christmas again
digibox is up spout
i had fifty channels
but now i’ve got nowt
no itv 4 or price-drop tv
its reruns of sinbad and queen’s speech for thee

i cant even bittorrent morecambe & wise
coz me 8 meg broadbands bust, i’m cut down to size
no credit on’t mobile so i can’t send a text
this technology at christmas oh it does get me vexed
i got some mince pies and left santa a drink
but i couldn’t make egg nog coz blenders on’t blink
i got my friends round for christmas but then asked
them to leave
coz i’m reformatting th’hard drive
on christmas eve…..

it’s christmas again
digibox is up spout
i had fifty channels
but now i’ve got nowt
no itv 4 or price-drop tv
its reruns of sinbad and queen’s speech for thee

well i jumped in me car
got to visit the folk
got sat nav for christmas
coz me sense of direction’s a joke
i entered th’addresses, the screen i did touch
but i got bloomin lost
coz the woman spoke dutch!

it’s christmas again
digibox is up spout
i had fifty channels
but now i’ve got nowt
no itv 4 or price-drop tv
its reruns of sinbad and queen’s speech for thee

- lancashire hotpots lyrics

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