the php song - lâm vissay lyrics
ah, we live in the age of ai, bro!
what’s php bringin-on-the-table, yo brother yo?
oh yeah, when the saigon
girls see you, they say, ah, oi-zoi
i am too -international to
too v.i.p. can-not-hang-out-with-you-man
straight nodejs, yeah that’s hot right now
php what? that’s old right now
python’s much better for da-ta processing
wanna talk, just talk to my server man
’cause-i’m-way-too-busy-with, gettin’-paid in- the-city
python or js and the job is done
multi-paradigm-programming-terminator
comin’ in a sp-ceship to terminate ya
python, my friend, we-won’t-stay, underground
better-start-never-stop-running, php, on the ground
ph-p is d-mn fast
so stop staying there, talking sh-t
almost-everything-runs on it
now better move, old git
javascript breaks fast
php will last
e-le-phants
yeah, we got elephants
php doesn’t help
you with a state-full ap-pli-ca-tion ser-ver
go-lang and-or ja-va, are much bet-ter
and-let-me-not-start-to-talk-about
func-tio-nal pro-gra-ming
ey, ey, listen closely, my sister died recently
after checking wikipedia
to get dem formula
for dem αlpha-php
my-bro-tried da cook it. he used his phone
tried to contact that, walther guy, a netflix padrone
then he mixed it, but it didn’t work out, so
he gave up, it ain’t for him, cause they say
it’s not suitable, of many large apps
poor error handling, weak type methods
php-doesn’t-work, not worth his efforts
and now he’s done and so is php
[music continues]
php execute fast
low entry-barriers, everywhere
hot-reloading since 1994
100ms feedback, no more
no compilation, still fast
it rocks, it’s fast
e-le-phants
yeah, we got elephants
[guitar solo]
ph-p is d-mn fast
so stop staying there, talking sh-t
almost-everything-runs on it
now better move, old git
javascript breaks fast
php will last
e-le-phants
yeah, we got elephants
php execute fast
low entry-barriers, everywhere
hot-reloading since 1994
100ms feedback, no more
no compilation, still fast
it rocks, it’s fast
e-le-phants
yeah, we got elephants
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