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michael jordan peterson - lailien lyrics

in the garden
truth’s a bargain

broke to pieces
god’s defeated

i thought you
should know
my love

in the garden
what’s the jargon?

in the garden
it’s not guarded

in the garrrrden
of eden
(time’s this evening)

there was eve
and jordan peterson

while he preaches
all is peaches
eve is bleeding
she screams, “oh my god!
get me to sweden!”
*pssssst*

“an apple a day
keeps the devil away”

“god bless you snake!”

“gobbledygook god!? na*uh!
your logic’s half baked!
reason is treason
there are no mistakes
(at least none i make)
p.s. the one called “god” **
will be wed to me
every single day”

i love my ladies, lamb
ya man ya man ya man
bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro
bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro
what if you felt like a woman?
well wouldn’t that be something?
they make the change but you woudn’t?
time to find your inner woman
bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro
quite upright bigot lamb
is your love just a scam?
he’s so very certain
respecting her’s a burden
here’s his buff assertion:
chicks with pr*cks
really need more bacon
buy the book then you’ll awaken too

he says:
“dad, am i big boy’s big boy now?”
“well all the girlies got me down”
“oh if they knew their proper nouns!”
“all would cheer me and revere man’s crown”
“and there are commies still around”
“rip off carl jung and dumb him down”
so are you a big boy’s big boy now?

good morning
how’s the profit margin?
exploiting those who have none

i’m the force that
dunks on market puppets
hate darwin you’re not chosen one
i give curses
build the people churches
get praise for curing what i caused

ya best notice
love’s a hyper*marxist
catharsis: everyone’s a pun

- lailien lyrics

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