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the vegan song - kyle o'sullivan lyrics

[verse 1]
we’re on now number one now
“so where do you get your protein from?”
nuts, beans, tofu, seeds, quinoa, lentils, hemp, and peas
oatmeal, spinach and i know what’s in it
i wish i could say the same for meat
soy’s my boy yeah so’s broccoli
but you can only still name me one

[verse 2]
two
“how do you afford to buy all that healthy food?”
the exact same way you afforded to buy that iphone, ipad, that brand new imac
cars and clothes
you can’t hide that your ego’s bigger than your health
try deny that and keep a straight face when you see yourself

[verse 3]
three
“aren’t we carnivores and supposed to eat meat
and that’s why wе have canine t**th to tear through thе flesh and bones and meat?”
no wrong again
they’re there to break through fruits and seeds
and that’s why we
we share the same t**th as a cow and a horse and most the monkeys
and the same size intestines
so that when we’re digesting
we take all the good from what we eat
they’re not designed to digest meat
a carnivore’s are a lot more short
because it’s supposed to pass at speed
that’s why we are left with disease such as cancer and diabetes
[verse 4]
four
so you’re sure you’re 100% a carnivore?
ok next time you go to the store
just grab some chicken or bacon and pork
open it up
eat it raw
with no seasoning or no sauce
no more knives and no more forks
and let’s see who’s hitting the floor
’cause all carnivores have paws and claws
we have hands
to pick fruit and veg off trees and plants
so please understand
if you put fruit and a rabbit in a babies cot
it will play with the rabbit then it’ll eat the fruit
do the same with a lion’s cub
and what do you think that lion will do?

[verse 5]
five
“if they’re alive they’ll overpopulate the whole earth”
but you still proceed to inseminate them though
so that they give birth
that’s fifty six billion animals each year that are sent to slaughter
that’s fifty six billion animals that you can feed and water
that’s eight times the f*cking human race’s population
yet we can’t stop hunger, poverty in every single nation?
what?! that sh*t don’t sit with me
and it really really gets to me
when you hear them stupid [?] hoes
like “yeah but what about bacon though?”
[verse 6]
stupid pr*cks
number six
stones and sticks
fire pits made of bricks
’cause “we are f*cking cavemen”
well if you’re f*cking cavemen
where’s your f*cking cave then?

[verse 7]
seven
“our father who art in heaven
thou shall not k!ll
but i will”
hail mary full of sh*t
bring me a lamb with its throat slit
some mint sauce and a big portion of hypocrite
and we’ll say grace
that’s what we’ll do
’cause it’s not dead if we call it food

[verse 8]
eight
i feel great
i’ve already had my five for the day
i’m high for the day
with a clear conscience
and it’s not even quarter to eight
but the thing with meat is
you see when they’re k!lling them
they’re just filling them with stress and adrenaline
and every bite that you take of your steak and your cheeseburger
well that’s what you’re taking in
and you wonder why that you look like sh*t
and you smell like sh*t
and you feel like sh*t
well you are what you eat
and what you eat’s been dead for over for four weeks
eyes, ears, veins, t**th, d*ck, b*lls, bums, tongues
for me to eat a pigs *rs*hole?
giz twenty grand and i’ll rim your mum
[verse 9]
nine
my bones are fine there’s no need to ask all the time
mr orthopaedic
but if you wanna go down them lines
then we can talk about bones and calcium
and how you think cows’ milk is helping them
but the animal protein is so acidic that it leaches phosphates out of them
dairy is scary, cowspiracy, go look it up
and while you’re there
google “got pus” and see the sh*t that’s in one cup
p*ss, p*ss, sh*t, blood, hormones, stress, and all that’s feared
“oh yeah that sh*t tastes good”
and you think breast feeding’s weird

[verse 10]
i forgot what i was gonna say
’cause i didn’t take my vitamin b12 supplement today
so i’ll dance to the end with my best friend
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

- kyle osullivan lyrics

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