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the angry video game nerd theme song (bear mccreary remix) - kyle justin lyrics

[verse 1]
he’s gonna take you back to the past
to play the sh*tty games that suck ass
he’d rather have a buffalo
take a diarrhea dump in his ear
he’d rather eat the rotten assh0l*
of a road*k!lled skunk and down it with beer

[chorus]
he’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard
he’s the angry nintendo nerd
he’s the angry atari sega nerd
he’s the angry video game nerd
[verse 2]
when you turn on your tv
make sure it’s tunеd to channel three
he’s got a nerdy shirt and a pockеt pouch
although i’ve never seen him write anything down
he’s got a power glove and a filthy mouth
armed with his zapper he will tear these games down

[chorus]
he’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard
he’s the angry nintendo nerd
he’s the angry atari sega nerd
he’s the angry video game nerd

[bridge]
he plays the worst games of all time
horrible abominations of mankind
they make him so mad he can spit
or say “cowabunga? cowa*f*ckin’*piece of dog sh*t!”

[verse 3]
they rip you off and don’t care one bit
but this nerd, he doesn’t forget it
why can’t a turtle swim? why can’t i land the plane?
they got a quick buck for this sh*tload of f*ck
the characters’ names are wrong, why’s the password so long?
why don’t the weapons do anything?
[outro]
he’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard
these games suck so bad, he makes up his own words
he’s the angriest, most p*ssed*off gaming nerd
he’s the angry atari, amiga, cdi, colecovision, intellivision, sega, neo geo, turbografx*16 odyssey, 3do, commodore nintendo nerd
he’s the angry… video game… nerd

- kyle justin lyrics

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