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pocket monsters - kyd heartless lyrics

[intro: kyd heartless & swk]
yo this one’s for britt, man
42 and kicking it like a motherf-cker

yo britt, thank you for not making good decisions
so you can sell me my weed

yeah britt you always on top
we know you on top 24/7
f-cking 7 day of the week
7 day of the week
yo this about to start right?

it already did man
it already did
go jim

[verse 1: kyd heartless & swk]
i’m steady flowing so easily
i can’t stop the words when i speak em so freely it’s like i’m
moving backwards through time motherf-cker
my mind explodes, what the f-ck’s going on in my dome
yeah, but i’m still so chill
smoking all this weed and snorting all them pills
i’m in that p-ssy like donkey kong
it don’t make sense but my d-ck’s like a donkey’s:
long

yo my vernacular is absolutely spectacular
and my b-lls are so master
i’m obviously catching her
d-mn, i get that money like sure
and my beats so sick that there is no cure
see, i get between more knees than venereal disease
yeah you know that when i shoot
i aim to please
i said, “can i come over?”
she told me, “wait”
i said, “why?”
“i’d rather you come on my face”

see the truth is my use is
keeping your hips moving
working harder than single moms with two kids
all i do is hop the hurdles to eat ya
box up like the ninja turtles eat pizza
got my hits but i’m not chris
i won’t beat ya
don’t have to know what art is to be my mona lisa
it’s heartless and felli with a whole new sound
call us dave matthews
the best of what’s around

[chorus: kyd heartless]
and if you just don’t care
put your hands in the air
if you’re here to get f-cked up
raise your cup, raise your cup
the weather’s warming up
let’s cut cl-ss, go get drunk
my magic wand made her moaning myrtle
used my pocket monster
and she squirtled!

[verse 2: kyd heartless & swk]
success is imminent and failure’s not an option
so we fight as if we’re boxing
and we fly like we’re in top gun
i bite hard but i play a little harder
the tolerance is high and it’s not getting any smaller
chances are my buddies probably f-cked your daughter
but i wouldn’t let it bother you
cause they probably never called her

yo i’m just
i’m just gonna hop in
no? no? alright whatever

we’re rather p-ssive but our beer muscles are m-ssive
so we tend to get aggressive when the bouncer is an -ss then
we kick his teeth and leave him bleeding on the streets
so when the cops are called we speedin’
so they never know who beat him
we get stoned like middle ages
the vibe is contagious
buzz like a bee until the sea spreads like bible pages
got her on my jesus tip
all up on her knees and sh-t
she told me she’s agnostic
but maybe she’ll believe in this?

she said to lick me like a lollipop
til i get sticky while this molly pops
when she rides it’s like climbing a redwood tree
making these panties drop
like they were dubstep beats

[verse 3: kyd heartless & swk]
yo i spit sh-t ridiculous
now sh-t hold up you hittin’ this?
cause if you ain’t be hittin’ this
i could take a hit of this
with chicks it’s h-t or miss
but i ain’t no misogynist
so baby if it’s fresh
i’ll give that cl-t a little kiss
pleasure and bliss miss this is my biz
that is if my business is making chicks j-zz
open panties like they candies with both hands and my teeth
excited to eat up the sweets underneath like

it’s obvious, unanimously voted the best
and every time she taste my meat she says it’s like ruth chris
i’m straightforward, just like the brim of my hat
so snap into my slim jim like a zubat attack
she got two pocket monsters
one in each hand
ready and willing for the battle to begin
i told em you were s-xy so they know that it’s true
now all my homies trying to get a peek at you!

and if you just don’t care
put your hands in the air
if you’re here to get f-cked up
raise your cup, raise your cup
the weather’s warming up
let’s cut cl-ss, go get drunk
my magic wand made her moaning myrtle
used my pocket monster
and she squirtled!

it’s super effective!

- kyd heartless lyrics

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