the rookie’s first dead body (dialogue) - kxng crooked & joell ortiz lyrics
[skit]
(netflix intro plays)
[rookie officer]
*throws up*
[officer pirelli]
not on my shoes come on rookie
sh*t i’m sorry i’m sorry, i just
you never saw a dead body before?
my god where do you come from, parking enforcement?
apparently
twenty*five years in and suddenly i need a partner to mentor my last month
f*cking g*ngb*ngers
his eyes, they’re just black?
eight*b*lls
what?
christ, what
you never played pool before?
eight*ball hemorrhage
the eyes are black because they’re so filled with blood
*rookie officer throws up again*
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oh god, get him out of here
get out of here
secure your crime scene rookie!
hey! hey!
get out of here man
it’s a crime scene
*starts chasing coop*
rookie thinks he’s gonna catch him
coop ran a 4.2 40 back at poly high school
*laughs*
motherf*cker
*pants*
unhook the trailer rook
pathetic
welcome to harbor city
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