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indoor boyfriend (ant song) - kurtis conner lyrics

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[spoken: kurtis 1]
honey i’ll be back in a bit, ok? i’m just heading to the park

[spoken: kurtis 2]
oh, uh, can i come?

[spoken: kurtis 1]
oh, i don’t know if you heard me. i’m going to the park. outdoors. yeah, sorry you can’t come. i’m going to meet my outdoor boyfriend. but, i’ll be back in a few hours, though, ok?

[spoken: kurtis 2]
right. da*doy

[verse 1]
i don’t want to be an indoor boyfriend anymore
what can i say?

[verse 2]
i want to go outside, just once!
oh please, i’ve been inside this house for one thousand days

[pre*chorus]
i want to play at the park and watch a small colony of s*xy ants
they can crawl into my head and then make their merry little way into my pants

[chorus]
i’m losing my indoor mind
outdoor boyfriend, why can’t i?
if you could just be so kind…
please just let me go outside
[spoken: kurtis 1]
wow, babe

[spoken: kurtis 2]
you heard all of that?

[spoken: kurtis 1]
every word

[spoken: kurtis 2]
and? what do you think?

[spoken: kurtis 1]
babe, i had no idea that you were so bad at singing

[spoken: kurtis 2]
aw

[spoken: kurtis 1]
well, hey. maybe you can work on that while i’m at the park with my outdoor boyfriend. uh, i just forgot my hat, so i’ll see you in a couple hours, babe! (leaves)

[spoken: kurtis 2]
dammit, she’s right

- kurtis conner lyrics

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