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women love a bastard (korona klub version) - kunt and the gang lyrics

[verse 1]
when i was a young boy this kid neil he pulled the wings
off of daddy longlegs, and little flying things
the girls all flocked around him, to see the sk!ll he’d mastered
when i asked him why girls liked him he said, “women love a b*st*rd”
so when i grew up i must admit that once or twice
i went out with girlfriends and i tried to treat them nice
every time i did that it just ended in disaster
then i remembered neil’s advice, that women lovе a b*st*rd

[chorus]
b*st*rd, b*st*rd, women love a b*st*rd
b*st*rd, b*st*rd, women lovе a b*st*rd
i quickened up my pelvic thrusts so i can climax faster
then i have a f*g and fall asleep cause women love a b*st*rd
[verse 2]
so when i met my current bird i had to hatch a plan
to attempt to be a bigger b*st*rd of a man
she cooked a meal for valentines, i tried to play it cool
i took one mouthful, spat it out and threw it up the wall
when she posts a facebook status, i never once cl!ck like
on that cycle ride for charity i pushed her off her bike
i left her in the hospital, with her leg in plaster
while i went round and f*cked her mum, cause women love a b*st*rd

[chorus]
b*st*rd, b*st*rd, women love a b*st*rd
b*st*rd, b*st*rd, women love a b*st*rd
she broke down in church and ended up asking the pastor
why i did it. he replied, cause women love a b*st*rd

[verse 3]
i bought her a 99 from that ice cream place
and when she went to take a l!ck i smashed it in her face
she’s got a nan with alzheimer’s, who’s not allowed out
i left her in her underwear on benfleet roundabout
then when she did that fun run to raise money for the hospice
i went home, got her toothbrush and i stuck it in some dog’s mess
i rinsed it off with water and before she went to bed
as she brushed her t**th i texted her and this is what it said:
[chorus]
dogsh*t, dogsh*t, you brushed your t**th with dogsh*t
dogsh*t, dogsh*t, you brushed your t**th with dogsh*t
i never come straight home from work i stay out and get plastered
i do it all to turn her on cause women love a b*st*rd

[verse 4]
i snuck out during lockdown to the local d*gg*ng scene
i didn’t wash my c*ck and i gave her covid*19
she was in an induced coma, she had no taste or smell
so i visited to take her flowers and teabag her aswell
but it all backfired on me and she walked out today
to go live in a refuge, where abused women stay
so now i sit outside her window with a ghetto blaster
and play slipknot at 4am cause women love a b*st*rd

[chorus]
b*st*rd, b*st*rd, women love a b*st*rd
b*st*rd, b*st*rd, women love a b*st*rd
if you asked me why i did it all, your query would be answered
i was only trying to make her moist cause women love a b*st*rd
i was only trying to make her moist cause women love a b*st*rd

- kunt and the gang lyrics

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