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wank rap - kunt and the gang lyrics

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i tried to write a rap song
it didn’t take me that long
’cause i rushed it
so the words are shit and the tune will get right on your tits

my rhymes they are the best-er
there is no contestor
so don’t you diss me
or i’ll spread that you’re a child molester
i’ll put up some web pages
drive people into rages
when i photoshop some pictures of you touching underages

wank rap!
stay in bed ’til 9 o’clock
wank rap!
when lorraine kelly’s on then wank your c-ck
wank rap!
go back to bed and then wait for a while
wank rap!
sit in your pants and watch jeremy kyle
wank, wank, wank, wank, wank

little kunt went out one day
down to bas town centre
he hoped he might find a lady with a chuff to enter
by the laws of probability
he lost his virginity
by the wimpy bins, he slipped it in
bent over a shop mobility

wank rap!
put countdown on and have a feel
wank rap!
then it’s time for deal or no deal
wank rap!
a blue one comes out so the audience clap
wank rap!
noel edmond’s face needs such a fucking slap
that’s the end of the song and it was fucking cr-p

- kunt and the gang lyrics

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