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rolf harris and the sexy kids - kunt and the gang lyrics

the other night i suddenly awoke
to the spectral shape of this ghostly bloke
he was floating above me, i said ‘who are you?’
he had a wobble board and a didgeridoo

he said: “kunt, i’m rolf harris, i’ve returned from the grave
to attempt, with your help, my reputation to save”
he said: “come on cobber, can we do it on a song
to explain what happened with those girls and my dong?”

i said i’m not sure, i’d have to hear that explanation
in case people think i’m a paedo by association
and this is what he told me…

it was s*xy kids, s*xy kids
made rolf harris do what he did
i drew a ralph perou, you gropped an anjiou (?)
you can blame it on the s*xy kids

your body’s no body’s body’s but mine

rolf harris’ ghost continued to maintain
he’d done nothing wrong and tried to explain
he said [panting noise] in his australian voice
he pulled a stylophone out and did two little boys
he said: “my songs and my paintings will now be forgotten
because of my penchant for young girl’s front bottoms”
he said: “surely my cartoon club and royal portraits
offset my diddling with my daughter’s mates”
ohhhhhhhh

“i’m a national treasure in the uk and australia”
you couldn’t keep your hands off kids genitalia

it was s*xy kids, s*xy kids
made rolf harris do what he did
“don’t forget jake the peg”
but you stuck your third leg
in the privates of some s*xy kids

rolf harris and the s*xy kids

“can you smell what it is yet?”

- kunt and the gang lyrics

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