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now if you want to be a proper bloke, despite what you might think
it’s not about how much you smoke or if you can hold your drink
it’s not even how many times you’ve potted the pink
the thing that makes you manly is your p-b-s

i don’t care if you’re muscly or can bench-press 200 pounds
it doesn’t matter if your kn-b’s so long it drags along the ground
cos after extensive research i can reveal i’ve found
the thing that makes you manly is your p-b-s

it’s your p-b-s, it’s your p-b-s
the hairs around your privates, that’s your p-b-s
so, don’t you shave them back, let ’em sprout around your sack
because the thing that makes you manly is your p-b-s

it doesn’t matter if you’re popular or skilful at football
or got a hard job like a bouncer, it makes no difference at all
cos if your c-ck’s like a plucked turkey, it all goes to the wall
because the thing that makes you manly is your p-b-s

now some people call me a hypocrite because i like a shaven quim
but i point out samson and delilah and look what happened to him
she snuck into his bedroom while he was having a snooze
and the poor sod, he lost all his strength because she shaved off all his p-b-s

cos it’s your p-b-s, it’s your p-b-s
they’re like your corey’s hairdo, that’s your p-b-s
so keep your p-b-‘s alive, they should look like the jackson 5
because a lot of the greatest britons have had great p-b-s

winston churchill – he had a lot of p-b-s
w-lly shakespeare – he had a lot of p-b-s
kevin keegan – he had a lot of p-b-s
brian blessed – he had a lot of p-b-s
geoff capes – he had a lot of p-b-s
fred west – he had a lot of p-b-s
the 1966 world cup winning team
yeah man, they had a lot of p-b-s

cos it’s your p-b-s, it’s your p-b-s
the hairs around your ding-dong-diddly, that’s your p-b-s
so just go with the flow – don’t trim ’em, let ’em grow!
cos the thing that makes you manly, it’s your p-b-s

- kunt and the gang lyrics

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