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norman wisdom - kunt and the gang lyrics

[verse 1]
i had a dream
a crazy dream
i dreamt about norman wisdom and me
i met him backstage at a gig
he was small and i was quite big
we started chatting before too long
he said he liked my w*nking and crying song
so we went on stage
i knew what to do
i w*nked and cried and norman did too
and the audience all got their privates out
and they started to pull themselves about
all these ladies and these old men
rediscovering themselves again
[chorus]
thanks to norman
norman wisdom
one of the nicest people in show business
thanks to norman
norman wisdom
norman you’re gone, but your legacy lives on

[bridge]
i don’t have no time for no monkey business
got to be some good times ahead

[verse 2]
in the audience there was this old man
who looked just like captain tom
but it definitely wasn’t him
i’m just saying it looked like him
he took off his trousers and pants
and then he did this funny old dance
he held his c*ck and waved it all around
from side to side and up and down
and all the oap’s got their privates out
their dusty, musty old privates out
all those old men and those old dears
fuddying off nearly moved me to tears
[chorus]
all thanks to norman
norman wisdom
one of the nicest people in show business
thanks to norman
norman wisdom
norman you’re gone, but your legacy lives on

[bridge]
i don’t have no time for no monkey business
got to be some good times ahead

- kunt and the gang lyrics

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