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hurry up and suck me off before i get famous - kunt and the gang lyrics

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this song’s to all the munters and the mingers and the malts
until this point i was prepared to overlook your faults
if you had a bit of bo or an unattractive trait
like a little bit of facial hair or a bit of extra weight

it was never an issue, until i nearly charted
and i realise this news will probably leave you broken hearted
but when i go top 40 and start racing up the charts
i’ll be getting better offers off some better looking tarts

there’s only so much of me to go around…

but there’s a window of opportunity from now until then
so make the most of it as after that you won’t see my n0b again

because…
if i raise my standards, surely you couldn’t blame us
hurry up and suck me off before i get famous
if i raise my standards, surely you couldn’t blame us
hurry up and suck me off before i get famous

hurry up and suck him off before he gets famous

if i had a top 40 hit i would raise the bar
i’d scr-p my ford fiesta and i’d buy a jaguar
i’d stop buying tesco value and i’d just buy tesco finest
and girls would all get moist, even ones who suffer from v-g-n-l dryness

when i go top 40 and get played by bruno brookes
i’ll be fornicating faces of some bints with better looks
cos if i’m gonna get sucked off then maybe fall in love
it’ll be a proper model, not one who’s advertising dove

f-cking state of ‘em…

i’ll be up to my nuts in guts with lots of lovely sl-ts
who’ve had their bangers out in zoo and fhm and nuts

because…
if i raise my standards, surely you couldn’t blame us
hurry up and suck me off before i get famous
i’ll be too busy with my stiffy up jordan’s -n-s
so hurry up and suck me off before i get famous

hurry up and suck him off before he gets famous

hurry up and suck me off before i get famous

- kunt and the gang lyrics

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