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having a wank in happyland (korona klub version) - kunt and the gang lyrics

[verse 1]
in mothercare, they’ve exists a brand
of children’s toys called happyland
there’s a happy town and a happy farm
even the happyland emo doesn’t self harm
i often wish that i could go there
and do what makes me happy without a care
so i shut my eyes, and put my kn*b in my hand
now i’m having a w*nk in happyland

[chorus]
i’m having a w*nk in happyland
and no one gives a d*mn
if only the real world could be like this
i’d be such a happy man
i’m w*nking in the garage
i’m w*nking in the baker’s queue
i’m w*nking in the post office
and all around the zoo
[verse 2]
on the double decker bus
the people turn to me and smile
to see that i’ve removed my c*ck
and i’m rolling ’round w*nking in the aisle
the bus it travels all ’round town
as happyland just passes by
i’m w*nking into a cigarette packet
and no one even bats an eye

[chorus]
i’m having a w*nk in happyland
and no one gives a d*mn
if only the real world could be like this
i’d be such a happy man
yes there was some covid in happyland
but they didn’t lockdown too late
so they all had christmas with their loved ones
and now the pubs are open and everything’s great

[verse 3]
in the happyland hospital
the staff all turn and wave at me
do you know why they look so relaxed?
they’ve got the appropriate ppe
the happyland prime minister was well prepared, so they’re not in a mess
he isn’t a privileged, hypocrite c*nt, who sincerely praises the nhs
[chorus]
i’m having a w*nk in happyland
and no one gives a d*mn
if only the real world could be like this
i’d be such a happy man
but sadly real life’s not like that
as i previously said
our government made all the wrong decisions
and there are a hundred thousand people are dead

- kunt and the gang lyrics

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