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female referee (sexist version) - kunt and the gang lyrics

i was seeing this bird from benfleet
things were going swell
then one day i got home from the pub
and she dropped a bombsh*ll
my dinner wasn’t ready
there was nothing to eat for me
she said she’d enrolled on a fast track course
to be a female referee

female referee, female referee
i’m sure one time i saw one
reffing snooker on tv
i don’t remember any flashpoints
but how hard can it be?
there’s no judgement calls
with snooker b*lls
for a female referee

i tried to act supportive
and pay her compliments
i tried to show her the offside rule
with the help of condiments
but one day i came home
p*ssed up from the pub
my dinner wasn’t ready
there was no sign of my grub
female referee, female referee
put that f*cking whistle down
and go and make my tea
i’ve been down the boozer
with my mates since half past three
it got too much, i kicked her into touch
the female referee

we’d been split up about 6 months
i thought of her from time to time
then one day i turned on sky
and i saw her running the line
the commentators made some s*xist remarks
and soon they got dismissed
and what’s worse i’ve got no one to cook my grub
when i roll in p*ssed

female referee female referee
chuck that f*cking flag away
and please come back to me
i was at my lowest ebb
when i heard you got fingered by howard webb
but i’ll let it slide if you decide
to stop being a female referee

- kunt and the gang lyrics

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