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can't work, won't work - kunt and the gang lyrics

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karen:
you see
when i get up in the morning, i send the kids to school
i sit on the toilet and i squeeze out a stool
then i lay on the sofa and i switch the telly on
and when loraine kelly’s finished, jeremy kyle comes on

and then i watch trisha, then cash in the attic
i have going for gold on, and i’m a neighbours fanatic
then is diagnosis: murder and murder she wrote
flog it, deal or no deal and then the kids are home

so i make some turkey twizzlers and then stick ’em in a bath
and if they don’t eat it up, i’ll give ’em all a slap
and ’cause i worked so hard on that, i’ll put up me feet
i’ll watch hollyoaks, emmerdale, eastenders and coronation street

then i’ll put the bill on and i might have a little smoke
and watch a channel 5 doc-mentary on the world’s fattest bloke
i’ve normally dozed off my then but if i’m still at the races
i’ll have a fl!ck and try and find some wild police chases
i sit on my -rs- all day, i consider it a perk
of the job of being unemployed and not going to work

i’ve never had a job, i’ve never had a job
’cause every time i need the dole, i have another kn-b
the kn-b supplies the s-m-n and i have another kid
and then the social gives me money to say well done for what i did

craig:
yeah, the social gave her money to say well done for what she did

k : can’t work, won’t work

c: don’t send her to an interview

k : can’t work, won’t work

c: she’ll f-ck it up, that’s what she’ll do

k&c : can’t work, won’t work

k : to tell the truth i’m overjoyed

k&c : can’t work, won’t work

k : to live me life as unemployed

karen:
i’d hate to work in a garage, it’ll really be the pits
i wouldn’t work in an aviery, it’ll bore me off my t-ts
i couldn’t work at an -ssault course, it would drive me up the wall
and i wouldn’t volunteer for any money, let alone f-ck all

c:
she wouldn’t work in security

k:
it’s just too mundane

c:
she couldn’t work in a mental home

k:
it’ll drive me insane

c:
she wouldn’t be a solider

k:
like those pr-cks robson and jerome

c:
and she wouldn’t work for a charity

k:
’cause it begins at home

c:
she can’t stand the sight of kids

k:
so i won’t work in a school

c:
she’d never be a policeman

k:
i f-cking hate them all

c:
she won’t work on a sewage plant

k:
i couldn’t stand the muck

c:
and she couldn’t work in care

k:
’cause i really don’t give a f-ck

c:
she couldn’t be a bin man

k:
i’ll just have to refuse

c:
she’d never be a model

k:
i just can’t walk in them shoes

c:
she couldn’t be a stuntman

k:
i just couldn’t do the stunts

c:
and she wouldn’t work for the council

k:
they’re a bunch of f-cking c-nts
i sit on my -rs- all day, morning and afternoon
the job of being unemployed is something of a boom

i’ve never had a job, i’ve never had a job
’cause every time i need the dole, i have another kn-b
the kn-b supplies the sp-nk which it deposits up me m-ff
and i have a kid and the money goes up until i have enough

c:
yeah she has a kid and the money goes up until she’s got enough

k&c :
can’t work, won’t work

k:
a job’s something for other folk

k&c:
can’t work, won’t work

k:
i can’t be -rs-d to do a stroke

k&c:
can’t work, won’t work

k:
i ain’t doing other people’s ch0r-s

k&c:
can’t work, won’t work

k:
f-ck that sh-t, i’ll stay indoors
f-ck that sh-t i’ll stay indoors!

- kunt and the gang lyrics

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