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a lonely mouse in a travelodge - kunt and the gang lyrics

[verse 1]
people think it’s an animals life, living in the wild
but often you habitats destroyed and you find yourself exiled
the red squirrels are near extinct and the hedgehogs too perhaps
now i live in the grounds of a chain hotel, trying to resist the cheese on those traps
and then there’s a fact i can’t dodge
i’m

[chorus]
a lonely mouse in a travelodge
a lonely mouse in a travelodge
a lonely mouse in a travelodge
a lonely mouse in a travelodge
[verse 2]
(so lonely)
(and a little bit squeaky)
i start to think of all the lonely rodents who stayed here before me
they slept by day and came out at night to try and find their tea
i hunt for crumbs and discarded morsels, i find them by their scent
i’m defecating while i eat cause i’m basically incontinent
sometimes i sneak inside and p*ss when the door is left ajar
i saw a salesman having a w*nk on the backseat of his car
this life i lead is not ideal, i’m in no doubt of that
living off the westbound m62 in fear of the birch services cat
now some droppings from my bum i’ll dislodge
cause i’m a stereotype of

[chorus]
a lonely mouse in a travelodge
a lonely mouse in a travelodge
a lonely mouse in a travelodge
a lonely mouse in a travelodge

- kunt and the gang lyrics

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