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the slut song - kristinasukelele lyrics

[intro]
it’s obvious…
at least to me…
but there are double standards in society
you’re a man and i’m a woman
we’re mostly equal but…
well, you are called a ladies’ man…
i am called a sl-t

[verse 1]
but at what point does a sl-t begin?
it’s not after the first guy
virgin love is sweet and pure
i’m confident that i’m immaculate
f-cking one guy won’t make me a sl-t

[verse 2]
well a second guy is inevitable ’cause the first one’s never great
still, the s-x is bad to the point where i may as well just m-st-rbate
so number two is now in the past and so are three and four
relationships that just don’t last, ’cause all i wanna do is just explore
f-cking five guys won’t make me a wh0r-

[verse 3]
then in my college years, i really got into the game
i wore short skirts and high-heel boots and perfected the walk of shame
a jock, a freak, the whole mathlete flushed out my education
doggy style, reverse cowgirl…
yeehaw!
what liberation down below…
f-cking 17 guys won’t make me a hoe

[verse 4]
so then i went travelling; i felt adventurous
found myself an irish guy and got promiscuous
through belgium, spain and italy collecting p-ssport stamps…
thailand and australia, and quite a few brazilians
soccer champs…
f-cking 33 guys won’t make me a tramp

[bridge]
now some might call me hussy…
harlot, scarlet binks…
loose or floozy-flirty-dirty…
easy, pink
nympho charla, mademoiselle…
sleazy-strumpet jezebel…
wanton horra, hoochie-like
fornicatrous village bike…
doxy, chivvy, cheap degenerate…
a sk-nky wench, or j-drap hoebag sl-t!…

[verse 5]
but at what point does a sl-t begin?
it’s not after 51
i’ve been sh-gged and balled and booty-called
and i’m still having fun
you see, sl-ttishness only sets in when you start to have regrets
103 and all good guys, so i’m not sl-tty yet
hey, you at your computer screen?
yeah, you’re kinda hot
let’s go to a bathroom stall where we could try a lot of dirty sm-t…
’cause 104 guys won’t make me a sl-t

- kristinasukelele lyrics

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