jesus riding shotgun (bonnie at the wheel) - krista knight, barry brinegar lyrics
radio announcer #1:
you’re now listening to our number 1 cosmic country hit
radio announcer #2:
jesus riding shotgun (bonnie at the wheel)
bonnie:
sweet jesus ridin’ shotgun
with bonnie at the wheel
he leadeth me aong the lovely sunny country fields
the sheperd and chauffeur wear a pair of holy rollers
sweet jesus ridin’ shotgun
with bonnie at the wheel
jesus:
hi bonnie
bonnie:
(gasp!) baby jesus!
jesus:
regular jesus!
bonnie:
you’re un*invisible, i can see you*
jesus:
eyes on the road, bonnie
bonnie:
there’s just so much that i need to tell you
jesus:
well, that’s great, bonnie, but wait until we get on i*40
bonnie & jesus:
we set out on our journey
while the dew’s still on the grass
jesus:
bonnie tells her whole life story
over a half a tank of gas
bonnie:
jesus reads aloud the names of all
the little towns we pass
jesus:
smarna!
bonnie:
with his hand hung out his window
lettin’ air blow through his halo
sweet*
bonnie & jesus:
jesus ridin’ shotgun
with bonnie at the wheel
in a rosy [???] nova
roamin’ over clover hills
jesus:
i kicketh off a sandal
got my foot up on the panel
bonnie & jesus:
sweet jesus ridin’ shotgun
with bonnie at the wheel
bonnie:
anyway, i feel like this has just been all about me, but* there is one more thing
jesus:
jesus don’t do too much talkin’
causes too much on my mind
bought a 44 ounce refill
i will later change to wine
bonnie:
bonnie’s kind enough to show him
how to make his seat recline
jesus:
so jesus sits and listens
from from a passenger’s position
(jesus drift off to sleep)
bonnie:
oh, jesus, you are such a good listener! jesus? are you awake?
jesus!
jesus:
i was only pretending to be asleep! i heard evеrything that you said before you said and that i’ve alrеady asked you about it!
bonnie:
oh, you did?
jesus:
yes! so don’t worry about it, let’s just keep on drivin’
bonnie:
okay, jesus! let’s just keep on drivin’!
jesus:
a’ight, well good! ’cause we’re comin’ up on a bridge
bonnie & jesus:
we’re makin’ our way
just like the general lee
bonnie:
yeah!
bonnie & jesus:
without the hurtful symbolsim of the confederacy
(the car, and probably time, freezes mid*jump. music stops.)
bonnie:
what just happened?
jesus:
well, we’re frozen, like in the middle of a jump
(curtis reed suddenly exists)
curtis reed:
looks like ol’ bonnie and her buddy jesus got themselves stuck in the retro tv sp*ce time continuum
bonnie:
well that’s cool. i like it* but i’m kind of in a hurry!
(curtis reed no longer exists. music starts.)
jesus:
bonnie’s busy runnin’ red lights
’cause she ain’t got time to stop
bonnie:
so he healeth ev’ry pothole
and he blindeth ev’ry cop
jesus:
and i maketh them to take it down
there ever’y road block
and i shake her just to wake her
everytime she dozes off
bonnie, wake up! see?
bonnie & jesus:
jesus ridin’ shotgun
with bonnie at the wheel
jesus:
i divver her from danger
but when i hear her tires squeal
bonnie:
keeps me safer than a sparrow
windin’ down the staright and narrow
bonnie & jesus:
sweet jesus ridin’ shotgun
with bonnie at the wheel
bonnie:
i can’t believe the [???] we’re almost there! we’ll be in the arms of jedidiah in no time!
jesus:
yeah, you will bonnie. you’re gonna be just fine
bonnie:
what’s that mean?
jesus:
pull over right over there, bonnie
i tell her i must leave her
as we watch the sunset [???]
bonnie:
i sure wish he could stay
’cause i have so much left to learn
jesus:
jesus knows it’s only fair to elt the devil take a turn
even though i let her suffer
i know she knows jesus love her
don’t you know
i love you, bonnie?
bonnie:
yeah, i know. lord? are ya there?
now no one’s ridin’ shotgun
just bonnie at the wheel
after all a little rain
has fall on everyone’s widnshield
jesus:
at least no one cans ay
i didn’t get her on her way
bonnie:
no one’s ridin’ shotgun
is anyone ridin’ shotgun?
no
i guess it’s just bonnie at the wheel!
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