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jesus riding shotgun (bonnie at the wheel) - krista knight, barry brinegar lyrics

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radio announcer #1:
you’re now listening to our number 1 cosmic country hit

radio announcer #2:
jesus riding shotgun (bonnie at the wheel)

bonnie:
sweet jesus ridin’ shotgun
with bonnie at the wheel
he leadeth me aong the lovely sunny country fields

the sheperd and chauffeur wear a pair of holy rollers
sweet jesus ridin’ shotgun
with bonnie at the wheel

jesus:
hi bonnie

bonnie:
(gasp!) baby jesus!

jesus:
regular jesus!

bonnie:
you’re un*invisible, i can see you*
jesus:
eyes on the road, bonnie

bonnie:
there’s just so much that i need to tell you

jesus:
well, that’s great, bonnie, but wait until we get on i*40

bonnie & jesus:
we set out on our journey
while the dew’s still on the grass

jesus:
bonnie tells her whole life story
over a half a tank of gas

bonnie:
jesus reads aloud the names of all
the little towns we pass

jesus:
smarna!

bonnie:
with his hand hung out his window
lettin’ air blow through his halo
sweet*
bonnie & jesus:
jesus ridin’ shotgun
with bonnie at the wheel
in a rosy [???] nova
roamin’ over clover hills

jesus:
i kicketh off a sandal
got my foot up on the panel

bonnie & jesus:
sweet jesus ridin’ shotgun
with bonnie at the wheel

bonnie:
anyway, i feel like this has just been all about me, but* there is one more thing

jesus:
jesus don’t do too much talkin’
causes too much on my mind
bought a 44 ounce refill
i will later change to wine

bonnie:
bonnie’s kind enough to show him
how to make his seat recline
jesus:
so jesus sits and listens
from from a passenger’s position

(jesus drift off to sleep)

bonnie:
oh, jesus, you are such a good listener! jesus? are you awake?
jesus!

jesus:
i was only pretending to be asleep! i heard evеrything that you said before you said and that i’ve alrеady asked you about it!

bonnie:
oh, you did?

jesus:
yes! so don’t worry about it, let’s just keep on drivin’

bonnie:
okay, jesus! let’s just keep on drivin’!

jesus:
a’ight, well good! ’cause we’re comin’ up on a bridge

bonnie & jesus:
we’re makin’ our way
just like the general lee

bonnie:
yeah!

bonnie & jesus:
without the hurtful symbolsim of the confederacy

(the car, and probably time, freezes mid*jump. music stops.)

bonnie:
what just happened?

jesus:
well, we’re frozen, like in the middle of a jump

(curtis reed suddenly exists)

curtis reed:
looks like ol’ bonnie and her buddy jesus got themselves stuck in the retro tv sp*ce time continuum

bonnie:
well that’s cool. i like it* but i’m kind of in a hurry!

(curtis reed no longer exists. music starts.)

jesus:
bonnie’s busy runnin’ red lights
’cause she ain’t got time to stop

bonnie:
so he healeth ev’ry pothole
and he blindeth ev’ry cop

jesus:
and i maketh them to take it down
there ever’y road block
and i shake her just to wake her
everytime she dozes off

bonnie, wake up! see?

bonnie & jesus:
jesus ridin’ shotgun
with bonnie at the wheel

jesus:
i divver her from danger
but when i hear her tires squeal

bonnie:
keeps me safer than a sparrow
windin’ down the staright and narrow

bonnie & jesus:
sweet jesus ridin’ shotgun
with bonnie at the wheel

bonnie:
i can’t believe the [???] we’re almost there! we’ll be in the arms of jedidiah in no time!

jesus:
yeah, you will bonnie. you’re gonna be just fine

bonnie:
what’s that mean?

jesus:
pull over right over there, bonnie

i tell her i must leave her
as we watch the sunset [???]

bonnie:
i sure wish he could stay
’cause i have so much left to learn

jesus:
jesus knows it’s only fair to elt the devil take a turn
even though i let her suffer
i know she knows jesus love her

don’t you know
i love you, bonnie?

bonnie:
yeah, i know. lord? are ya there?

now no one’s ridin’ shotgun
just bonnie at the wheel
after all a little rain
has fall on everyone’s widnshield

jesus:
at least no one cans ay
i didn’t get her on her way

bonnie:
no one’s ridin’ shotgun

is anyone ridin’ shotgun?

no

i guess it’s just bonnie at the wheel!

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