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jbrave's interlude - kris james! lyrics

[jbrave]
ladies & gentlemen, h-llo!
welcome, you are at the halfway point
it’s halftime, ladies & gentlemen!
too bad that you’re the detroit lions going up against the green bay packers
and right now you’re down 28-0 & calvin johnson jr. is out of the game due to a broken hand
so, pretty much you gotta go throughout the rest of this mixtape trying to throw p-sses to t-tus young, nate burleson, & golden tate
so, you might get a pity field goal, i don’t know
now, i know what you’re thinking, “hey, wait a minute!”
“mr. announcer man, mr. jbrave, some of those lines were good!”
no, it wasn’t!
have you heard orange lazarus?
i wish i had one right now just so that way i could get a brain freeze to get out of doing this!
he was like “oh, i do a backflip on a sandpaper mattress, made up of rat p-ss & cat sh-t”
oh my god!
that is like, the grossest thing i’ve ever heard!
and that is one of the weirdest fetishes i’ve ever heard from a man!
and then he wants to talk about in one of his other songs, he hears you talking sh-t, but never see you act like like vas
well, let me tell you something, good man!
as a person who’s trying to become an actor myself, i can tell you something
steven blum & carlos alazraqui would to have a certain word with you
and by “word” i mean “a f-cking beatdown”
and you know what?
i will join in
baby, i’ll look like ness psi rocking up in this b-tch!
now, if there’s one thing that anybody else who’s listening should know
the good thing is is that you’re halfway though
the bad news is-

[kris james]
ok, alright that’s enough from you cause i’m not-
i-i’m just not doing this, alright?
i’m not doing this with you anymore, alright?
i’m shutting it- i’m shutting it all down
shutting it all down
just…
it’s done!

- kris james lyrics

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