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the mom song - kreayshawn lyrics

[intro: kreayshawn]
hey (oh)
man, being a mom sucks ass (but i love it, h*ll yeah) (sucks ass)
i can’t do sh*t anymore, i’m f*ckin’ bored
i got no life, oh, no life
skrrt

[verse 1: kreayshawn]
i got h*lla kids (h*lla kids) and they all up in my business
i can’t do sh*t, man (man) these kids, they really reckless
kids always watchin’ paw patrol on my tv (turn it off)
i just wanna watch gossip girl, can you leave me alone ([?])
i wanna stare at my phone and watch tik toks (baby)
but i gotta wash sh*tty drawers and your dirty socks ([?])
i miss sleepin’ and f*ckin’ anywhere i want (i do)
now i’m breast feedin’ in the bathroom at a restaurant (ugh)
callin’ me to come out past six pm? (nope)
it’s dinner time, cookin’ macaroni again (yup)
you still belong to the streets, now there’s p*ss in my sheets (there is)
all my friеnds askin’ me to do ketamine (ugh)

[chorus: kreayshawn]
i got kids, man, i can’t do that (nopе)
i can’t do that, (nope) i can’t do that
i got a baby, i can’t do that (nope)
i can’t do that, (nope) i can’t do that
buyin’ up free granola bars for the field trip
i can’t do that, (nope) i can’t do that
can’t even think of a f*cking (i’m f*cked up)
way to finish this song (what?) ’cause my brain’s fried
(mom brain) i can’t do it
[bridge: christina p.]
“i’m so tired, i used to be cool” (i’ve changed so many diapers)
“why does n0body tell me i’m tired of sleep”
“i used to go to the clubs” (so much p**p in my life)
“and see bands play”
“gotta take the dump, loan, in five years”
“who needs to see this much sh*t everywhere?”
“asleep by nine thirty, dog” (watchin’ me, two kids)
“wake up at six. who wakes up at six?”
“i pull batteries out of their mouth ”

[verse 2: christina p.]
hittin’ target twice a week (no)
got starbucks just to tweak (air conditioning)
target cabernet lexapro just to sleep (good night)
so excited buying’ powder for my husband’s feet ([?])
gotta record a podcast for next week (four strokes)
lipstick on the walls, t*rds in the tub (yuck)
p*ss in my hydro flask (ugh)
just wanna hit the club (he’s [?] friendly)
used to dry hump puerto ricans (yay)
now i’m home on the weekend (go change)
want d*ck? gotta schedule it
(mmm. right before ninety day fiancé)

[chorus: kreayshawn]
i got kids, man, i can’t do that (nope)
i can’t do that, (nope) i can’t do that
i got a baby, i can’t do that (nope)
i can’t do that, (nope) i can’t do that
buyin’ up free granola bars for the field trip
i can’t do that, (nope) i can’t do that
can’t even think of a f*cking (i’m f*cked up)
way to finish this song (what?) ’cause my brain’s fried
(mom brain) i can’t do it
[outro: christina p.]
“kreayshawn, mom tits together, on this joint, as they say. i’m gonna go home. i gotta go to bed. it’s almost eight o’ clock. i’m exhausted. who stays up this late?”
“gotta go home and milk my husband. he’s all backed up. he’s all p*ssed, grumblin’ about a trash. i gotta milk those nuts, drain the poison from my husband. otherwise, my life is a misery.”

- kreayshawn lyrics

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