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pass the milk - kool a.d. lyrics

[verse 1: milo]
we took turns eating cake that looked like a flag
and watched the fireworks and i swear i smell the liars burn
troubled aquarian doing equestrian things
and a hairy centaur involved in too many ponzi schemes
lay on the bathroom tile and think of billy mays
and how to make a girl smile in a myriad of silly ways
listen to the shins and learn how to sing the right notes
dream of dorsal fins when manning all the lifeboats
abandoned baggage in the carousel
i hear paris is swell this time of year
i guess i’m kind of weird
daydreaming of logan’s run then recline a gear
i’m fine here (i’m fine here)
i have very soft skin and write young adult fiction like gary paulsen
i’m frida kahlo
your instagram is pics of pita chips and deer tallow
condense a rap song into a question, then mutter it

(i wrote this song in green pen)

[hook: milo]
eating brownies, i don’t know why i’m frowning
it all happened before i could remember
(p-ss the milk, p-ss the milk)

[verse 2: milo]
run a bbw tumblr blog and forget the p-ssword
i may be speaking too soon but this is a disaster
like old people in modern sneakers
i saw a book of mormon with a congregation of true believers
i’m humbled eating lemon bars
i would never waste a daydream on seven cars
i have h-lla smarts and nudie parts that i never show
i think i’m a noticeably negro euthyphro

[hook: milo]
eating brownies, i don’t know why i’m frowning
it all happened before i could remember
(p-ss the milk, p-ss the milk)
(alright, boy. there you go)

[verse 3: kool a.d.]
hey, dude
you like this weird rap song?
it’s me, kool a.d
the other fool on the weird rap song
a mellow number, 3 minutes, it doesn’t last long
some fools might tell you it’s whack, but i think that that’s wrong
really, in fact, i think it’s tight
that’s right
wrote this on a carc-ss of a lion by lamp light
that was a reference to another kool a.d. rap line
the last time i said “candle light” instead of “lamp light”
get it?
so that’s like about progress
i’m michael ondaatje kissing on your mom in a prom dress
meaning like she’s in a prom dress, not me
i guess, um, that was obvious probably
but sh-t, you never know
fools cry over spilled milk and argue over whether a leather kilt is hetero
in my humble, i gotta say is probably just, um, better to let it go
i feel like leonard cohen
and i don’t even know if i can name a leonard cohen track
is leonard cohen wack?
that’s rhetorical, you don’t need to answer that
i’m dave bowie, i mutter question raps for the answer, man
like mice, i might turn b-tter to milk like “catch me if you can”
chris walken how i’m talking, kriss-krossing on your walkman
she sucking on a d-ck like it’s a tall can
p-ss the four loko
i’m a leader at last to my local folks, but still broke though
f-ck the beatles, go yoko
you know, bro?

- kool a d lyrics

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