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i can't get an erection from the election - kollektivet lyrics

i’m h*rny, i’m young, i’m singing my song
i got a stiffy in my pants all day long
everything’s s*xy, everything’s hot
people eating ice cream, i like it a lot
there’s ladies everywhere, bouncing titties i got to stare
but one thing turns me off: politicians talking ’bout boring stuff

i’m 18 years today
and i’m feeling quite ok
there’s a lot of s*xy stuff going on (look there, a woman in a thong)
i finally got the right to vote
i wanna be a part of the democracy
do you see, i’m democrazy!

it’s my duty as a citizen
but it just won’t turn me on
there is simply no response from my schl*ng!

i can’t get erеction, from the election
i can’t gеt erection, from the election
i can’t get erection, from the election
i can’t get erection, from the election

politics, come on show me your tits
cuz this ain’t giving us stiffy d*cks
your walk, your talk, your hair, your dress
your opinions simply don’t impress
i tried to m*st*rbate, during your debate
mission impossible!
you need to s*x it up, you need to talk to me
you need to strip it down to reality
i can’t feel your groove, i can’t feel your flow
then how’s this motherf*cker s’posed to grow!?

(seriously, i’m getting a b*n*r from everything except from you)

flowers, b*n*r
tables, b*n*r
burgers, b*n*r
my mother, .eww
thai food, b*n*r
subway, b*n*r
second world war, a raging b*n*r!
garbage, b*n*r
cancer, b*n*r
gaddaffi, stiffy
harry potter, hard on
diarrhea, b*n*r
dyslexia, n0ber
korea, b*n*r
politics, nothing!
i finally got the right to vote, i wanna be a part of the democracy
do you see, i’m democrazy!
it’s my duty as a citizen
but it just won’t turn me on
there is simply no response from my schl*ng!

i can’t get erection, from the election
i can’t get erection, from the election
i can’t get erection, from the election
i can’t get erection, from the election

politics, come on show me your tits (i can’t get erection)
cuz this ain’t giving us stiffy d*cks (from the election)
politics, come on show me your tits (i can’t get erection)
cuz this ain’t giving us stiffy d*cks (from the election)
politics, come on show me your tits (i can’t get erection)
cuz this ain’t giving us stiffy d*cks (from the election)
politics, come on show me your tits (i can’t get erection)
cuz this ain’t giving us stiffy d*cks (from the election)

jens stoltenberg, show me your d*ck (i can’t get erection, from the election)
knut hareide, show me your d*ck (i can’t get erection, from the election)
erna solberg, show me your tits (i can’t get erection, from the election)
and siv jensen, show me your d*ck (i can’t get erection, from the election)

if this election wants my erection
the election needs to elect my erect p*n*s

- kollektivet lyrics

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