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white privilege skit - knox hill lyrics

[skit: knox hill, thisoffendsmetv & grizzy hendrix]
next, please? number 1205?
what is this place?
1205, anyone?
sir, is that*is that you?
oh sh*t, it is
oh, my bad, man
look at this candy ass, ritz cracker eating, tom brady privileged, tom cruise lookin’ motherf*cker, dude
hi there
afternoon, sir, how can i help you, man?
yeah, you could tell me where the h*ll i am?
uh, the dmv, sir
but there’s no lines here
yeah, we made some upgrades, man
can i have a ticket, please?
uh, sure, herе you go
uh, let’s see here, mr. hill
looks likе you’re here to pick up your white privilege card today
what, my*my white privilege what?
the white privilege card, sir, it’s pretty obvious that’s what you’re here for
wait, is this some kind of joke or something?
no joke, sir
uh, you are mr. knox hill, right?
yeah, that’s me
uh, unsigned rapper, marginal talent, malibu’s most wanted lookin’ motherf*cker
yeah, man, you definitely qualify
i’m just*i’m just pulling up your discography now
yeah, nah…wait a minute
yeah, nah, we have an issue here, uh
sir, could you stand over here real quick?
what’s going on now?
sir, i’m gonna have to ask you to put your hands up, don’t make any sudden moves
security!
what are you doing? stop!
where am i now? oh, my head
where do you think we’re at, an ed sheeran concert, d*ckhead?
wow, you guys are really descriptive with the insults today
shut your pale ass, cracker ass up, you know what you did
i don’t
one second, i’m being given a white privilege card, the next second, i’m handcuffed here to this table
i’m not tryna hear it, shut your cracker ass up
you know what you’re guilty of, four hundred years of this sh*t
you think ’cause you listen to eminem’s “lose yourself”, you know about this culture?
you, elvis presley, and the rest of them motherf*ckers can go to h*ll
wait, what? what are you even talking about?
repeat after me: “his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
there’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghe*”, finish that
oh, i see what this is about
look, man, i’m not here to take away from you or anyone else’s cause or movement, i was just*
“look, man, i’m not here to take away from*” shut up!
n0body’s asking you to explain yourself
i’m tired of the f*ckin’ excuses
you know what? how ’bout you just put that f*ckin’ mic down and walk away?
f*ckin’ where’s waldo ass n*gga
alright, i’ll make a deal
let me do one last song

- knox hill lyrics

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