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the pot & the kettle - knox hill lyrics

[intro]
my neighbor once had a tea kettle (a what?)
a tea kettle (what’s the point?)
a tea kettle
my neighbor once had a tea kettle (a what?)
a tea kettle (really?)
a tea kettle
but she ain’t even drink tea
[verse 1]
steamin’ the story gets better
let me stir the pot
it was may weather
i was on probation
servin’ some time for some slight complications
community service and something about papers
so i spent time with this elderly lady
she was neighbor
she did me some favors
sit around the house and i will wash the pots
i’ll wipe the tops and spots and
wait and wait and wait, stop
where you goin’ with this waffle plot?
you helped an old ass hag, had her carpet washed?
oh dear, boo hoo, what an awful job
but wait a minute let me finish then we’ll call the cops
call the cops?
no the opps
what is she having a heart attack?
no, sit back, relax, i’ll recall the facts
so please, let me tell my story that is all i ask
[chorus]
my (my) neighbor once had a tea kettle (a what?)
a tea kettle (what the f*ck?)
a tea kettle
my neighbor once had a tea kettle (a what?)
a tea kettle (what’s the point?)
but, she ain’t even drink tea
[post*chorus]
milk with the sugar drink it down
my favorite drinks a different type of brown
if i had it she will frown
but who cares?
yeah, who cares?
cuz she ain’t even like tea
[verse 2]
this is the part of the bass that’s a brace
of a [?] aid
and my fade is a wade
and i’m starin’ at her face
and i thought about her [?]
give her something great
and say “hey, you’re amazin'”
so i took the tea kettle off her shelf
it was lookin’ kinda used like [?]
couple stains and it had a funny smell
but it always gave her hope it was like a wishing well (that’s nice)
she cared for it i could tell (well?)
so i knew what to do (what’s that?)
go and get it renewed, but
i never really understood the construct of renew
cuz it’s already used
why not buy something new?
ask anyone, if they really had to choose
would they prefer something new? i would
[chorus]
my (my) neighbor once had a tea kettle (a what?)
a tea kettle (what the f*ck?)
a tea kettle
my neighbor once had a tea kettle (a what?)
a tea kettle (what’s the point?)
but, she ain’t even drink tea
[post*chorus]
milk with the sugar drink it down
my favorite drinks a different type of brown
if i had it she will frown
but who cares?
yeah, who cares?
cuz she ain’t even like tea
[verse 3]
old antique shop down the road
dark and musty, filled with holes/hoes
took that kettle and refilled the cuts
lotta ash and dust
that had filled it up
they had it buffed
all the scuffs
it was good as new
maybe i should rethink this whole word renew
anyways, i took it back home to its owner
[?]
came renewed like a donor
knock on the door
she was there on her chair
lookin at her shelf with a cold blank stare
surprise, i’m here (surprise)
hey, look what i got
applied and refreshed
i’d emptied it out
inside was a mess
here, ms. bevel
this is what you wanted
it’s your tea kettle
uh… ms. bevel? (*shotgun loading*)
why you got a shotgun ms. bevel?
put the gift down and i started to tremble
what have you done you delinquent devil?
why’d you have to go and steal my tea kettle? (i*i*i*)
you emptied the ash of the husband i loved (no!)
you wiped all our memories out with a sponge
i gave you a chance and you ruined what was
my life is now empty (no!)
but you’ll fill it up (please!)
yes, you’ll fill it up (oh, no!)
my, tea kettle (i’m sorry!)
my, tea kettle! (*gun shot*)
[chorus]
my neighbor once had a tea kettle
a tea kettle
a tea kettle
now i’m the one living inside
[outro]
[producer tag]
tea anyone?

- knox hill lyrics

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