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temu sex toy - klokwerk e lyrics

[intro]
klokwerk e

[chorus: kyle kombs]
(oh sh*t) call the motherf*ckin’ ambulance, boy
i just cut my f*ckin’ d*ck off with a temu s*x toy
(oh sh*t) call the motherf*ckin’ police, dog
i need a f*ckin’ refund and a brand new hog
(oh sh*t) call the motherf*ckin’ ambulance, boy
i just cut my f*ckin’ d*ck off with a temu s*x toy
(oh sh*t) call the motherf*ckin’ police, dog
i need a f*ckin’ refund and a brand new hog (oh sh*t)

[verse 1: kyle kombs]
d*ck gone, caitlyn jenner on the beat (what)
chinese s*x toy done cut off my meat (f*ck temu)
i need my money back now, finna show my receipt
got the package last night, razor blade fleshlight
i’m like really, what the f*ck, what the h*ll
it was only four dollars, thought i got a good deal
lubed it up real good, then i let out a yell
blood squirtin’ on the wall, temu better go to jail
someone get me on the phone, finna sue these b*tches
cheap chinese p*ssy done stole my d*ck
i need five million dollars for a brand new wiener
sh*t, i bleed when i pee, squirtin’ out of my peeper
sh*t, you bought an outfit, and your clothes don’t fit?
well, i bought a s*x toy, and it cut my d*ck
sh*t, you bought a game boy, and the games don’t play?
well, i bought a fleshlight and a f*ckin’ s*x change
[chorus: kyle kombs]
(oh sh*t) call the motherf*ckin’ ambulance, boy
i just cut my f*ckin’ d*ck off with a temu s*x toy
(oh sh*t) call the motherf*ckin’ police, dog
i need a f*ckin’ refund and a brand new hog
(oh sh*t) call the motherf*ckin’ ambulance, boy
i just cut my f*ckin’ d*ck off with a temu s*x toy
(oh sh*t) call the motherf*ckin’ police, dog
i need a f*ckin’ refund and a brand new hog (oh sh*t)

[verse 2: billy d, kyle kombs]
we got a two seventeen still in progress
so dispatch, exactly what way the address?
and what should i expect, and what happened?
well, i would if i could quit laughin’
oh, it’s an asian girl, and her name is temu
she did what with his d*ck? well, what did he do?
best believe you’re gettin’ handcuffed when i see you
i need to sneak up to the house incognito
knock three times, and i covered up the peep hole
one good kick, and i busted through the front door
freeze, b*tch! drop the d*ck and hit the d*mn floor
jesus! never seen so much blood before
she dropped the wiener and started to run from me
but you ain’t faster than [?] bullets, honey
sir, relax, i got it from here, buddy
but she’s not the reason my d*ck’s all bl**dy!
[chorus: kyle kombs]
(oh sh*t) call the motherf*ckin’ ambulance, boy
i just cut my f*ckin’ d*ck off with a temu s*x toy
(oh sh*t) call the motherf*ckin’ police, dog
i need a f*ckin’ refund and a brand new hog
(oh sh*t) call the motherf*ckin’ ambulance, boy
i just cut my f*ckin’ d*ck off with a temu s*x toy
(oh sh*t) call the motherf*ckin’ police, dog
i need a f*ckin’ refund and a brand new hog

[bridge]
oh sh*t
oh sh*t (call the motherf*ckin’ ambulance, boy)
oh sh*t (call the motherf*ckin’ police, dog)
oh sh*t

- klokwerk e lyrics

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