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hold my liquor - kle shay lyrics

[intro]
i can handle my liquor
but this bar can’t handle me
darkness all around
and that girl just fell off her barstool
i’m just… drunk
but i can hold my liquor!

[hook]
i can’t handle my liquor
but these b-tches can’t handle me!
i can’t control my n words
and my n words that can’t control me
say you know me my n word
but really you just know the old me

[verse]
b-tch you lookin like yoda!
wait, that’s just my glaucoma
your stomach giving me a b-n-r
your weight must be 90 pounds over
looks like you really like donuts
why are you doing yoga?
don’t lose that fat, girl just own it
jesus, girl you’re humongous
your b00bies looking all bulbous
call my p-n-s columbus
bout to swim through your ocean
d-mn, i should’ve brought a comp-ss
i’m getting lost in the darkness
sorry i’m being cautious
your body’s just so freaking gorgeous
don’t get on top i’m claustrophobic
you’re crushing me with your stomach
i’m starting to lose conscience
……
okay i’m back out my coma!
d-mn i thought my life was over
get off of me you freaking walrus
now my whole body’s numb, b-tch!
can’t move, i’m stephen hawking
body feeling like a carc-ss
i forgive you, but that was heartless!
baby girl you look starvin’!
i’m gonna make you some pasta
you want spaghetti or lasagna?
okay, all i have is ramen
just hurry up and finish munchin’
get in bed, pull back the covers
what do you mean that’s your belly b-tton?

[hook]
i can’t handle no liquor
but these b-tches can’t handle me!
i can’t control my nimbus
and my nimbus that can’t control me
say you got me my nimbus
but i got that sh-t from roshi

[bridge]
i heard you got a small d-ck
i heard your girlfriend saw that
i heard that she laughed at that
i heard you cried about that sh-t
c-m all over your girls face
jizz all over the place
i hope you brought a towel
or a sham-wow

- kle shay lyrics

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