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you're a mean one, mr. grinch - kirin j callinan lyrics

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[verse 1]
you’re a mean one, mr. grinch
you really are a heel
you’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel, mr. grinch
you’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

[verse 2]
you’re a monster, mr. grinch
your heart’s an empty hole
your brain is full of spiders, you’ve got garlic in your soul, mr. grinch
i wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

[verse 3]
you’re a vile one, mr. grinch
you have termites in your smile
you have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, mr. grinch
given a choice between the two of you i’d take the seasick crocodile!

[verse 4]
you’re a foul one, mr. grinch
you’re a nasty-wasty skunk
your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, mr. grinch
the three words that best describe you are as follows, and i quote
“stink, stank, stunk!”

[verse 5]
you’re a rotter, mr. grinch
you’re the king of sinful sots
your heart’s a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, mr. grinch
your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
-ssortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots!

[verse 6]
you nauseate me, mr. grinch
with a nauseous super “naus”!
you’re a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, mr. grinch
you’re a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with -rs-nic sauce!

- kirin j callinan lyrics

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