pat stay vs. g duble - king of the dot lyrics
[round 1: g duble]
ten f*cking years
he ducked me, hibernating
what you’re lookin’ at right here is a frankenstein that i created
i taught him how to k!ll rappers, crash and crumble ’em
but what he doesn’t understand is that his master is right here standing in front of him
now face your fears
i don’t know what’s more ridiculous, his f*ckin’ fake t**th or his f*ckin’ big ears
or that stupid f*ggotity propeller hat he wears
i know he’s scared
6’6″ for nothin’
chuck him a basketball and a trampoline and he still couldn’t f*ckin’ dunk it
cause he’s a f*ckin’ weakling
saying he’s going to punch this and punch that
stop it pat
the only thing you punch is a f*cking rubber man who couldn’t punch back
you f*ckin’ old hunchback
you should’ve second guessed
cause now he’s shook and disappearing like an etch*a*sketch
you big as f*ck bro, that’s true
but if the world trade can collapse pat than you can collapse too
pat’s through
patrick who?
no more pain
i yank him off the f*cking game like an abscessed tooth
he’s nothing to me, a big f*ggot i cruise through
seriously, you can get knocked the f*ck out like your father used to
b*tch i got moves to, don’t let me get my moves on
sh*t i can move walk across the atlantic f*ckin’ ocean with cinderblock shoes on
more fresh than you
more swag than you
what you accomplish in ten years pat would’ve took me a f*ckin’ day or two
i don’t even know how he’s this close to me cause everything about me is f*ggot proof
and i’m more f*ckin’ sucka free than you could ever be
nah, hates the truth
all them years, all them views
all them interviews on the news
hanging out with drake and filming crews
and you still ain’t amount to sh*t
give me my f*ckin’ plunger
cause this old plumber is about to flush down three 300 pounds of sh*t
[round 1: pat stay]
i’m pretty sure, everyone here knows i’ma make a fool of you tonight
you’re 39 years old gary, the f*ck are you doing with your life?
i mean c’mon gary ya old plumber
aw man, i’m about to roast his ass
you like playin’ the plumber huh?
well it’s only right i expose his ass
ready?
it’s gary’s revenge
your boy set you up to get embarrassed again
what a terrible friend
like, where does it end?
well f*ck it i’ll tear him again
it’s finna get ugly as an ostrich, he’ll leave here and bury his head
yo where have you been?
heard you became a pizza delivery guy
gary look at you go
like, who said the limit’s the sky?
you did it!
estimated time of delivery two minutes
boom, boom, boom
“who is it?”
“g duble e, medium cheese, stuffed crust”
“what’s up cuz?”
then expect you to share it like, “ah f*ck that look delicious
think you could spare a slice?
a lil’ gary bite?
huh? c’mon cuz. i’m f*ckin’ starvin’.”
40 year old rapping pizza boy
more like undiscovered artist
yo, his palms are sweaty
his little caesar’s boss is yelling
sauce on his top already
hot n ready
box on top of box, try walking steady but they drop, it’s heavy
alzheimer’s, so he keeps on forgetting
the address he wrote down, his phone’s down, there’s no hope now
so he rips off his apr*n and visor and throws both down
39 year old rapper, time to go all out
“i’m gonna battle pat again and get my old ass clowned.”
gary!
the h*ll is wrong with you bro?
he’ll introduce himself like, “you already know”
the crowd’s like, “i honestly don’t. who is this guy?”
of course they don’t, gary’s mad old
the first opponent gary battled was a f*cking pterodactyl
yo, it’s finna get vicious y’all
old, injured, limping dog
i’ma trip him like, “give me paw”
then f*ckin’ trip him and snip is b*lls
set this cat straight (castrate), ya lost old man, the legion is that way
even frankie macdonald himself said, “it’s gon’ be a bad day.”
pat stay
the king of this sh*t
heard you just put a ring on that b*tch
poor girl
if she leaves with half she’s get garlic fingers and some cinnamon sticks
f*ck you, your skeleton t**th, bald head and impotent d*ck
you thought i was mean the first time well i’m ’bout to say some ignorant sh*t
time!
[round 2: g duble]
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