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madness vs. hfk - king of the dot lyrics

[round 1: madness]
people say you’re like the persian version of me
and you think that’s kind of impressive
it’s funny, cause when i hear that, i f-cking find it offensive
and kind of depressing
yo, i’ll throw this comedian out the window for being one of battling’s top ten h-m-s
and leave blood splattered all over his happy face like the watchmen logo
this is not some promo
ho you already had your chance to blow
when you came dressed as a suicide bomber for your middle school talent show
and you don’t even have talent bro
i hope as soon as your -ss explodes
you get to the afterlife and are greeted by 72 virgins, and that’s charron
and corey charron lied on your face, f-ggot!
with that lisp every time you shout your raps they should come with a shower cap
and i bet you get homesick watching the sand falling in an hourgl-ss
i let his broad roll my dice and i let the animal loose like jumanji
punjabi you’re so thick and lispy that if you tried to say “mississippi” it would cause a f-cking tsunami
so how the f-ck you testing me?
all you do is google popular internet jokes and reuse the recipe
you basically take shit from someone who took somebody else’s shit, like the human centipede
i got two felonies, a ton of misdemeanors and i still got in your country son
so as far as i’m concerned i already f-cking won
yo, hold on
and to that f-ggot big mac
i’ve been rocking gangsta suits my whole life
so how you gonna say that tone bit you?
f-ck a big mac, b-tch you look like the whole menu
b-tch you look like the whole venue
yo, i live what you rap about so how could you relate?
f-ggot if i bit your style of rocking suits
you should f-cking bite my style of losing weight
time!

[round 1: hfk]
you wanna say i got a g-y lisp well what you’re coming with is f-cking trash
cause earlier i saw him f-cking dirtbag dan and i was like “suffering sucatash!”
you know what rhymes with “tony madness”?
“baloney sandwich”
your setups are bad
you got facial hair and you’re overweight as h-ll
writing for this battle made me realize how much i hate myself
we’re both known as the funny guys and we’re both large with some big br–sts
we look alike so much that when i raped his mom she charged him with incest
stop f-cking looking like me
i swear to god this f-ggot’s my twin
so that idiot who said that the real should rap fly was actually him
you need to quit writing those movie bars and give it a rest
cause he relates his whole life to movies, this kid is obsessed
shit, one night some guys were raping him and he was really impressed
like, “wow, this reminds me of that shower scene in american history x.”
yo, you like movies? let’s do movie titles
this jack-ss, won’t ever leave a pretty woman knocked up or get paid in full
i’m a psycho, see me on a dark knight i turn into a raging bull
a natural born k!ller, i got a saw and a blade to leave you in major paine
and we might both be funny people but i’m your boss and this is training day
so it’s time to k!ll my idiot brother and prove i got the higher learning
cause if we’re both the same person
i’ll just shoot myself and get rid of you; tyler durden
madness told me he started to reenact super size me at an early age
and i was like, “dude, you were suppose to stop eating the mcdonalds at 30 days.”
you see back in the days you were actually vicious
you had the ambition
but now a days you’re wack with the writtens
you’re a has been, admit it
when all you really write are movie bars, you ain’t really rapping consistent
plus we all found that your whole f-cking act was a gimmick
when you fell off and your whole career in battling finished
exactly the minute blockbuster ran out of business
and you wanna know the truth?
this motherf-cker ain’t even come to canada to battle respectfully
he just flew all the way here to sue epic meal time for jacking his recipe

[round 2: madness]
yo, i didn’t come to battle respectfully that would be true
because if i came here to battle respectfully i wouldn’t be battling you
yo, i took hfk to my colombians to get drugs
you know, just in case the feds rush
since he’s clearly the best one at telling a bad setup
i said, “what?”
motherf-cker i live this shit
plus i cast a shadow so big that it’s no f-cking wonder you live in it
you are insignificant and rap like you suffer from brain damage
people say, “hey, he’s improved.”
but to me you’re still the same f-ggot who struggles with the letter s like his tongue’s in a straight jacket
any chick that has ever slept with you has to be f-cking blind
f-ggot if you ever got any brains they were the chilled monkey kind
you could spit a hundred rhymes pop
you’d still get slaughtered like live stock
it’s a crime, he tries so hard to be me
that if i punch you we’d get stuck together like time cop
get out the pine box
shit, dizaster said your turban size is like 35 i’m guessing
thinking back, i’m pretty sure your turban size is 9/11
now, i don’t know if this is a lie or not
but someone told me organik started to get suicidal thoughts
when he heard the word “hfk” in the same sentence as “title shot”
i put your head inside a box
and since you like the c-ck, i cut out a glory hole
and ship that motherf-cker to al qaeda with a sticker that says “cool story bro”
time

[round 2: hfk]
you made a track with kap kallous…time!

when you battled soul khan you forgot your lines and got your -ss kicked
you’re like, “let me freestyle some wack shit. ahh…that’s it.”
the other night me and charron we’re raping his fat b-tch
and the only reason he rushed over is cause i told him we’re making a sandwich
a-cl-ss p-ssed on you so bad that you’re the one that got yellow
i wanna go on top of a mountain and yell “madness is a f-ggot”…and enjoy a long echo
you’re so much of a large fellow
that when ness lee’s house caught fire you ran towards it with a bag of marshmallows
he likes to crash birthday parties just to get his cake on
i told this fat f-ck to eat a vegetable, so he went down on dna’s mom
he doesn’t care about std’s and the only reason he keeps having sex the men
is cause his philosophy is that if you already have aids you can’t get it again
well f-ck that, i hope you get aids from a guy and die like eazy-e
every time he sees delicious foods you hear him “mmmm” more times than ryan pvp
you should’ve won an academy award for free willy cause motherf-cker you’re a whale
he’s so fat that when he weighs himself he sucks in his stomach and inhales
not to look skinny but just so he can f-cking read the numbers on the scale
you’ve always kept the same style, you’re one dimension
so every time you battle ain’t much expected
but when i take your life and f-cking end it
your fat -ss will be another dead latino rapper; pun intended
i’m hands down greasy, this wack clown’s cheesy
and for him finishing frosted flakes and a whole chocolate cake
is like the end of a smack round; easy!

[round 3: madness]
yo, he said him and charron were raping some fat b-tch and charron got ridiculed
because he started too early and stopped when he realized it was you
now, to narrate his life story
we’d have to get some f-ggot with a lisp and no type of fame or wealth
come on y’all let’s share some names that can help
come to think of it, you should probably narrate it yourself
but f-ck narrative options, i’ll force feed you a pork sandwich while your parents are watching
you and charron look like the team of a fat terrorist plotting
on his weak female american hostage
you’re not some hero in this town just cause your lame jokes can fool the people in the crowd
b-tch if you wanna act like you’re responsible for ground zero i’ll put this f-cking zero in the ground
i’m not pat, i don’t need no crab moves that were named in boston
b-tch i’m mad’, i will f-cking eat your lab if it’s made out of chocolate
yo, he thinks he deserves to be the king of the dot but you’re more like the jester of rapping
i party with movie stars, i’m an actual mc, leave it to me, i’m much better as madness
yo, f-ggots like this ruin battling, they’ll say whatever to get a reaction
and that’s why i don’t relate to 90% of you f-ggots
but if you wanna tell jokes i got a good one
i need some crowd partic-p-tion on this one, alright?
knock knock
(who’s there?)
9/11
he f-cking did it
that’s how you f-cking do that shit!

[round 3: hfk]
yo, his doctor told him to quit fatty foods cold turkey or maybe vomit
and he was like, “if i have to eat cold turkey can i at least put gravy on it?”
i will out rap you then out fat you
i’m so much of a fat guy that i’m a regular at the mandarin
i’ll walk in that motherf-cker like, “hey chan. hey wang, what’s happening?”
yo, i’m better than you at snoring while sleeping
heavy breathing, trick or treating
going on a diet and cheating
over eating
feasting
and i’m basically beasting at any obese thing
madness is colombian, a land that doesn’t have any money
jesus that place is so cr-ppy it bugs me
i can go to colombia with five dollars, grab me a honey
get smashed with my buddies
and still have enough to buy half of your country
he’s a necrophiliac with a rapist conviction
he likes to have sex with dead chicks it’s a crazy condition
he’ll ask a broad to f-ck and she’ll say “over my dead body”
and he’s like, “oooh. that’s my favorite position.”
the other night i was about to hook us up with two broads that were fly
i was like, “yo madness i’m not gonna lie
i need a wing man.”
and he’s like, “are you a mild or honey garlicy guy?”
you’re from florida, a state that hasn’t got any pride
i gave this fat f-ck an orange and he smacked it on the table thinking there’s chocolate inside
you wanna know how i found out he’s a hypocrite and that there’s no one g-yer than madness?
cause when he saw me tell fresco i wanna f-ck him he was taking some black d-ck while getting gang banged on a mattress
and pulled a c-ck out his mouth like, “wow. hfk is a f-ggot.”
speaking of fresco here’s a true story not even arcane will believe
let’s take it back to grizzlemania where you brought your girl
people said that broad’s mad tight
but when he saw her and fresco flirting at the bar he almost caught that right
but did fresco take your girl home and splash on her face?
you godd-mn right
in other words your battle with soul khan wasn’t the only you lost that night
yo, i just said some real -ss f-cking shit and i bet this pr-ck is really mad at me
but when you’re so much of a f-ggot that fresco f-cks your girl…i’m winning automatically

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