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better - kimberly akimbo original broadway cast lyrics

debra:
when opportunity knocks
when possibility calls
take the bull by the h*rns
grab life by the b*lls
you gotta take the reins
break the rules
so you can make your sh*tty life
better
you gotta grab the good stuff before it’s gone
’cause once it’s gone, it don’t come back
i met a nice guy
at the dog track
he was tall, he was greek
he was possibly g*y
he needed a green card
i needed the cash
we got married in passaic last may
you should have seen the dress i wore
it was haute couturе and it was
all:
beautiful

debra:
you shoulda seen the dress i worе
yeah i stole it
it made my life sh*tty better
when opportunity knocks
when possibility calls
take the bull by the h*rns
grab life by the b*lls
you gotta earn a buck
turn a truck

all:
so you can make your life sh*tty life
better

kimberly (spoken):
so you’re married?

debra (spoken):
widowed, actually

kimberly (spoken):
what?
debra (spoken):
it’s a long story

debra:
i met a lady
with dementia
she was old
she was sweet
she was legally blind
she needed a roommate
i needed a room
i was outta work

all:
she was outta her mind

debra:
you shoulda seen the rings she wore

all:
let me underscore that they were
beautiful

debra:
she gave me all the rings she wore
yeah, she thought i was her daughter but
they make my sh*tty life
better
all:
better, better

better

all:
better, better

debra:
when opportunity knocks
when possibility calls
take the bull by the h*rns
grab life by the b*lls
you gotta catch a break
hoo!
sn*tch a purse
hoo!
so you can

all:
make your sh*tty life

kimberly (spoken):
this is your advice?
to take advantage of sick old ladies?

debra:
no!
not just them
hey
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
when life gives you lemons
when life gives you
oh
lemons
oo*oh*ohh!
you gotta go
you gotta go out

all:
you gotta go out

debra:
you gotta go out and steal apples
cause who the f*ck
wants lemons?!
yeah
when opportunity knocks
yeah, yeah
when possibility calls
take the bull by the h*rns
grab life by the b*lls
you gotta hustle hard
you gotta muscle through
so you can make your sh*tty life

ensemble:
legally blind

debra: better!

all:
when opportunity knocks
when possibility calls
take the bull by the h*rns

debra:
grab life by the b*lls
you gotta seize those b*lls!
you gotta seize and
squeeze those b*lls!
you gotta squeeze and
so you can make your
you gotta make your life
sh*tty life

all:
better
sh*tty little life better
you gotta make your life
better

debra:
whoa, oh
sh*tty little life better
yeah
you gotta make your life
better
you gotta make it
sh*tty little life better
{?}
you gotta make your
sh*tty life
sh*tty life

all:
better

debra:
oh

- kimberly akimbo original broadway cast lyrics

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