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nair apology (toxic gossip train) (sped up) - kevin leonardo lyrics

[chorus]
all aboard
toxic gossip train
chugging down the tracks of b*tt hair removal
toxic gossip train
you got a one way ticket to hairless b*tthole
toxic gossip train
tie me to the tracks and harass me for my b*tt
clenches look like winks when you take time to think
just a skinny twink, but hey
at least my hairs are gone

[chorus]
toxic gossip train
the locomotive’s fueled with funny reactions
toxic gossip train
steamroll over someone’s funky actions
toxic gossip train
hop on board, but close your eyes, otherwise you’ll realize
b*ttcheeks being spread can be a cause of death
that’s what they all have said, but hey
at least my hairs are gone
at least my hairs are gone

[verse 1]
sometimes people educate and teach others how to douche
and shave so great
sometimes people know a few tips, they share them online with other peeps because
sometimes people hurt themselves when they do certain things without any help
i wish i had someone like me when i was first trying out bottoming
[bridge]
because i’ve hurt myself from douching improperly and
bleeding out of my b*tt and
not knowing how to prepare and
getting chlamydia and
not knowing how to shave and
cutting my b*tt and
not knowing how to use creams and
getting chemical razer burns and

[outro]
i just want you and everyone watching to be able to do these things safely

[spoken]
so, yeah, like i am a groomer but only for like my b*tt hair bloomers

- kevin leonardo lyrics

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