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i gave up wanking - kevin bloody wilson lyrics

i’ve give up w-nking this morning i never thought that
i could i’m feelin better already and this time i’m off
it for good when i first w-nked i’s thought i’s so
clever and all of me makes, they were mugs thought i
was the first bloke here on earth who’d ever played
with his slug it was me own little secret and i never
told anyone and the feelin’ i got the first time i shot
was like chooks flyin’ out o’ me b-m so i’m givin’ up
w-nking…tomorrow i never thought that i could then i
won’t get these bad headaches and then i’ll be off it
for good i’ve w-nked in some unlikely places the
shower, the beach and pool a dunny, a tram a dunny and
the pictures and ebiology cl-sses at school and once me
grandmother caught me w-nkin’ meself in me room but to
her suprise i just shut me eyes and imagined her
standin’ there nude i’mgivin’ up w-nking… next
tuesday i never thought that i could and then i won’t
skwint like i do now and then i’ll be off it for good
mw dad says it’s gonna take willpower ther really is no
easy trick i honetly thought i’dneed surgeryto help get
me hand ogff me d-ck me dad’s been a great inspiration
he really has been a great help he knows what i go
though and just what yo do cause he give it up yester’d
himself so i’m givin’ up w-nking next erid’ i never
thought that i could and then i’ll be off it for good
so if you don’t w-nk you’re a lair and a fool if you
say that you do so next time you see, prince charles on
tv remember he w-nks himself too so i’m givin’ up
w-nking come christmas i never thought that i could and
i’ll sell me dog and me white cane and then i’ii throw
away me dark gl-sses and then i’ll be off it for good

- kevin bloody wilson lyrics

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