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the great race - kenny mgee lyrics

[verse: tortoise, hare & ]

i’m the tortoise and i’m going really slow
but i’m going to win the race, just so you know
i’m the motherf*cking hare
i’m going really fast
i’m gonna be first and the tortoise is gonna be last
hey yo, b*tch hare!
shut the f*ck up!
i’m the motherf*cking tortoise and you ain’t gonna be complaining when you get stuck
hey yo, tortoise, you little b*tch
you’re the one who’s gonna be in a ditch
i’m the hare and i’m going real fast
you have already been surpassed
i have already passed
and when someonе, eh, asks you
they say you’ve askеd
and you can’t because you’re only fat
’cause you’re not fast
everyone will be laughing at you when you’re surpassed by the motherf*cking tortoise
everybody is going to motherf*cking notice
you think you’re cool and you think you’re smart
but you’ve been beaten by the tortoise
that ain’t very unkind to heart
so stop running fast
start running slow
and you’re gonna be beat, just so you know
ay yo, tortoise, stop playing
that’s all i’m saying
you better be praying
when i beat you, i be swaying
your quarters be decaying
and you’d be obeying ’cause i’m betraying
the way you be slain
that’s all i’m saying
hey yo, b*tch hare!
you’re about to be in for a motherf*cking scare
when you’re gonna be in the air
because you’re going so fast you didn’t see where you were going
you could say, you were not aware
this race is very fair
be careful, you might be running into a bear
wait what, tortoise? what do you mean i’m running into a bear?
oh no, over there!
ah!
(bear attack sounds)

(applause)
[outro: kenny mgee]
yeah, no, i genuinely ended my album like thi—
(46 seconds of silence)
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