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bottle of sprite (skit) - kenny mgee lyrics

[skit: kenny mgee, apu & ]
h*llo, my friend! what can i get for you?
uh, alright, postman, uh, two packs of cigarettes and a bottle of sprite
i’m sorry, could you repeat yourself, sir?
you’re a f*cking w*nker, i said two packs of cigarettes and a bottle of sprite
do i need to f*cking repeat myself?
no, no, sir, no need to get angry
angry?! do i seem f*cking angry to you?! give me two packs of cigarettes and a bottle of f*cking sprite!
i got the cigarettes, but what was the last thing?
oh, you don’t know what f*cking sprite is?! f*cking sprite?! s*p*r*i*t*e! sprite f*cking lemonade!
for lemonade we have 7up and [?]
no! no! no! that’s not what i asked for! f*cking sprite!
you know what? f*ck you! you know?
sir, please, there is no need to be violent
i will f*cking k!ll you! give me f*cking sprite!
sir, i sorry, i have no clue what you’re talkin—
[gunshot]
[police sounds]
f*ck, sh*t, f*ck!
it was all a misunderstanding!
i just wanted some sprite!
one bottle of sprite!

i just wanted some f*cking sprite!
one bottle of sprite!
do none of you know what i’m f*cking talking about?
one bottle of f*cking sprite!

one bottle of f*cking spri—
[gunshots]
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