if the planets had bars - keats lyrics
[intro: sun & percy the meteor]
so you’ve probably heard that saturn got a huge shoutout from nasa, so to celebrate we’re going to rap on one of his beats. now everyone must partic*p*te and we’re gonna go in solar system order
(aye, i can spit somethin’?) yeah, just go after nep and before pluto. (say less.) saturn, take it away!
[verse 1: sun]
i’m the sun and i’m the leader
i really run the show so i’m that guy like peter
giving pluto smoke, know i am that heater
and i always got the time like a curbside meter
[verse 2: mercury}
retrograde, i’ll spin the block real quick
i’ll mess up that new car and that new side chick
on my queen like tip, know your sun like this
i don’t need no gravity cuz i got g’s on deck
[verse 3: venus]
yo, it’s v, you know i’m 900 degrees
i’m a real hot girl, got some meg type knees
got them boys shook cuz i am fertility
anybody touchin’ nep, they gon’ have to see me
[verse 4: earth]
young earth, population 7 billy
climate change bars got my whole zone litty
it’s a melt down, we should really get busy
i got polar bears hot when they need to be chilly
[verse 5: mars]
yo, it’s mars, got the planet over war
got like 5 rovers, it’s a mtv tour
givin’ earth rocks, he been feenin’ since the 80’s
when elon come thru tell him bring me all the ladies
[verse 6: jupiter & saturn}
big ju, got the gas on deck
second biggest in the room, don’t know how to slight flex
lookin’ at my body, yo it’s like a nude set
saturn give ’em (6 rings!) and it’s on to the next
[verse 7: ur*n*s]
okay, call me anything but ur**n*s
i got ice all on my body, ain’t seen my jeweler in ages
i spin different, not like a microwavable plate is
sun had to drop a bag in order for me to say this
[verse 8: neptune]
neptune, rain diamonds on my surface
i’m equipped with the drip, i ain’t never had to purchase
hair laid down, know the braids look perfect
got venus on my hip so i had to cop the birkin
[verse 9: percy the meteor]
aye, yo it’s percy, got the deals on deck
know i keep my lemon pepper with the blue cheese, wet
i’m a sp*ce hit man, i’ma get that check
and when nep done with venus i’ma hit that next
[verse 10: pluto & sun]
yo it’s pluto and i’m purple like a nurple
and i’m highly underrated, i’m the planetary urkle
and my orbit makes me dizzy, i go up and down in circles
and the sun is always coming for my neck, i’m like a turtle
he’s abusive with the verbal, under his skin like a dermal
(gimme that!) hey, i wasn’t done!
(you were d*, no, no, you were absolutely done!)
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