kathy and stella's murder podcast - kathy & stella solve a murder lyrics
h*llo people
all you lovely listeners
thanks for joining us again
welcome back
if you’re new here
you’ve stumbled on our podcast
or it’s been recommended by a friend
just sit back and relax
we’re coming to you from my mum’s garage
with crackers and cheese, and a bottle of pinot on the side
our show has been described as the perfect marriage of boozy jokes, cheeky banter and in*depth chat about homicide
that’s right we’re gonna be telling you all about our favourite murdеrs
only not using that phrase
oh yep sorry, that’s already a thing
thе show’s about true crime. we’re obsessed with murder
if it’s sick, perverse or twisted you know we just can’t resist it
we’ve done the reading. all the facts and figures
we plumbed the depths of wikipedia to research every vile misdeed for you
decapitation and s*x cult mass suicide
stabbing, shooting, hanging, drowning, poisoning with cyanide
strangulation then gouging out the eyes
psycho rapist cannibals who burn their victims alive
and yes, if you’re suffering with trauma these tales may cause distress
turn off it’s not for you, but still nevertheless
consider this your trigger warning
from this point there’s no turning back, no deviations we’re staying on track
the show that you’re listening to is
kathy and stella’s murder podcast we’ve got crimes for you
kathy and stella’s murder podcast, every single one is true
the murder podcast with kathy and stella, don’t turn off we’ve got lots to tell you
join us now cos we’re having a blast on kathy and stella’s murder podcast
but in case you haven’t heard us before
my name’s kathy
and i’m stella
i work in a library
i’m between jobs
we’re from beverley, near hull
you won’t have heard of it
she’s my best friend
she’s mine
we went to school together
since year five
she’s the person that i call when things turn to sh*t
we’ve always been a little bit obsessed with murder
not just the famous ones that everybody’s heard of
and though it’s true our audience is small (so far)
one day we’ll show the world the best true crime podcast of them all is
kathy and stella’s murder podcast but hey by now you’ve probably got that
so let’s read out some listener emails, listener emails
give us your feedback, we love to receive mail
first up, ruthless92 says “omg i love you, you are everything”
ah right back at you mate
forensic steve says “actually i think you’ll find…”
yeah blah blah blah, we made a mistake
disrespectra says “you should be ashamed using people’s pain for your entertainment”
yeah we know
and doomscroller sent us seven dms saying “eat c*ck and die you f*cking lesbians”
oh that’s nice
kathy and stella’s murder podcast, accept no substitute
kathy and stella’s murder podcast the perfect length for your commute
your a to z with kathy and stella, documenting every serial k!ller
tales to shock and flabbergast
well researched and unbiased
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