primary breadwinner - kathleen cameron lyrics
[intro]
whoa, yeah
hey, guys
[verse 1]
i’m a tiktok teen, living the dream
i dance real good, my face does this
hard work pays off, got a record deal
started from the hype house, now i’m here
god, i’m so bored
time for the chorus
[chorus]
i am young, hot and wealthy
you’re poor, broke and sad
you’ll love the taste of bang energy
i’m bored on a motorcycle
now i’m bored on a jetski
now i’m bored bungee*jumping
last year, i was a normal kid
now i make forever 21 music
crop*tops on sale, two for a dollar
if you buy two more, there’ll be two less
[spoken interlude * tiktok baby, kevin & audience member]
hey, what’s your namе?
kevin
kevin? i’m hot, right? it’s a yes*or*no quеstion, kevin. i’m hot, right?
you’re eighteen, i am not going anywhere near that
i’m hot, right?
so hot
thank you. i’m fifteen!
[verse 2]
tiktok baby
here’s the slow part of this song
tiktok baby
lots of close*ups of my b*tt
tiktok baby
you wanna know a secret? (yeah)
you’ll love the taste of
neutrogina’s new oil*free acne cleanser and facial wash
(oh, my god, my skin’s so soft)
[verse 3]
do you wanna know another secret? (yeah)
i love to read
now here’s a cameo from my tiktok boyfriend
he has a middle*part and one dangly earring
we legally cannot break up
now watch this
[dance break]
[spoken interlude * tiktok baby & audience member]
did you like that dance?
yes
can you send it to a friend?
uh, yeah
can you like it right now?
yeah
can you send it to a friend? if you don’t do it, i die
yes
please do it, pull out your phone right now. i just need your**
[beat restarts]
everyone, please welcome… a rapper who you kind of know
[rap break * rapper & (tiktok baby)]
gotta catch me with the feelings
but too bad i don’t have much of those, mm
all i got is my pesos
better have that tail by tomorrow, mm
it’s friday night, i’m fifty*six (whoa*oh*oh** mom! what?)
light a match, you’ll be lit (i’ll pay the mortgage tomorrow!)
doing what you came for
i ain’t done a thing, no promises
[verse 3]
you’ll love the taste of tv bank ameritrade
now let me see your hands!
put a finger down if you like candy
put a finger down if you are shy
put a finger down if you have a crush
put a finger down if you only have a few good years left
my parents won’t let me go to college
dance break (dance break)
[dance break]
sing it with me:
these dances were created by black people
i don’t know their names
i’m doing this on fallon next week for three million dollars
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