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gps - karen kilgariff & drennon davis lyrics

[intro, spoken: karen kilgariff and drennon davis]
uh, we have a business proposition for everybody in this room, or the high rollers at least

because everybody in los angeles uses gps, but it’s just that boring british lady that bosses you around (she’s a f*cking b*tch, is what she is), sick of her sh*t (she’s a condescending b*tch), so our idea*
sorry
oh, i thought you used the c*word, i was like “yes, edgy business, that’s what it’s about in 2015”
so our idea is that instead of her you can have your favourite rock stars (rockstars)giving you directions around town
right, who’s in?
tons of…(okay) so many rockers in this audience (there’s a few), it’s exciting and еdgy
yeah
so here, wе’ll give you a couple of examples, our first example is morrissey
here we go

[verse 1, karen kilgariff and drennon davis]
(*beatboxing*)
hiiieee, h*h*h*hiiieee
type your destination into the box
okay you’re going downtown
take a left, then a right
make sure you don’t run over any animals
because they’re our friends and they need to be loved
just like anybody else does
make sure you don’t run over any puppies or kitties
or any special monkey men swinging from the vines
going “ooh*ooh*ah*hah, i love bananas”
oh, sensitive monkey man, i’ll call you nigel*
oh, you’re here: bye
right?
alright? alright
yeah
we’ve got some more investors
they are politely on board
okay, great… umm, next one: björk (yes)

[verse 2, karen kilgariff and drennon davis]
(*beatboxing*)
so you need me to tell you how to get around your own town?
alright, i mean, i don’t even live here but
i guess i could help you
i have computer right here with me
but you’re going to have to put the address in
so i can tell you how to get there i don’t know off hand
although, i don’t think you should drive
i think you should ride a bicycle
i think you should get on a bicycle
and you should ride up to the mountain
and when you get onto the mountain
you should get off the bicycle
and then you should ride a bear
just ride a bear around the mountain
oh, you wanna go to nordstrom’s?
okay that’s fine, bye

alright, we’re building (building), building
this is the last gps rock star and it’s also the least helpful, it’s thom yorke from radiohead
[verse 3, karen kilgariff and drennon davis]
(*beatboxing*)
ahhh, ahhhhhhhh…
he just says that for quite a bit
he doesn’t even help you at all

yeah
yeah

- karen kilgariff drennon davis lyrics

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