online shopping - karen jonas lyrics
some people wanna win an argument
some people wanna be the president
some people hike into the mountain air
despite the spiders and the snakes and the bears
it seems a little dangerous out there
i got a bottle of wine i’m going
online shopping
online shopping
why’d you think i’d wanna leave my bathtub?
have you seen the kind of sh*t that happens?
the world is crazy but i’m alright
i’m ordering a living room rug tonight
last time i went into a restaurant
i remembered why i’d rather not
the waiter told me to enjoy my food
i looked at him and said “thanks, you too”
now i’m eating take*out in the nude
i got a bottle of wine
i’m going online shopping
why’d you think i’d wanna leave my bathtub?
have you seen the crazy sh*t that happens?
i can have most anything here by tomorrow
waiting in a happy little box at my front door
i bought designer velvet bell bottom pants
i bought a doorbell that can water my plants
i bought a light that will whiten my t**th
i bought a soap that cleans my washing machine
i bought a book so i can learn to knit
and a juggling for dummies kit
i bought a greeting card to send to my friends
’cause i’m never gonna leave my house again
why’d you think i’d wanna leave my bathtub?
have you seen the crazy sh*t that happens?
i just ordered a whole crate of wine
i got a bottle tonight
i’m going online shopping
online shopping
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