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the great kelawesome diss track - kaos21a lyrics

[intro]
dude, like how am i supposed to roast kel bro
like how am i supposed to write a diss track on the best minecraft event player
like i literally have nothing on him
i*i don’t think i can do this
psych

[chorus]
it’s over
you’re finished
fake first places
fraudawesome

[verse 1]
b*tch, what’s with the panda, i guess it’s ’cause your ass is endangered
play for teams on csgo but how come i never see you in majors?
everytime you get beat in a finale i throw a f*ckin’ rager
never betting on the goat and i always win the biggest wagers
drop the k and e because, be real, you’re just lfraudsome
leave you dead in sky high, go from panda to a possum
the way that you be talking, i know d*mn well you a bottom
when it comes to collecting hoes, you could never draw ’em
you play in like every event, maybe that’s why you smell sour
puttin’ events over hygiene, i think bro*bro needs a shower
you get first in sky high, b*tch me too, i’m the chameleon
the only way you can do it though is just by k!ll stealin’
kel it’s reo over rin, i’m the real goat that heaven sent
first in s.g., battle, sky high, give me an event with no movement
f*ck it, i win movement too, get kaelan on my team
he be screamin’ “ye*ee*es” when i make yo’ mamma cream
[chorus]
it’s over
you’re finished
fake first places
fraudawesome

[verse 2]
why the f*ck you braggin’ when garf gives you all these op teams?
the last time i got a top half team wasn’t in 2023
i run your pockets next time you be seein’ me in p.b
i’m getting top five if they keep disco off the roster
please bench temple lockout, and keep sky high, sg, and miner mania
i spazz out in a roster with baelan as my second frag
all i need is a top half team and i’ll show them that i’m the goat
please garf don’t bench me in p.b. eleven, give me a comp team

[outro]
pandas are the world’s dumbest creatures
pandas will do absolutely anything not to survive
they’re like children who need to be supervised twenty*four hours a day so they don’t endanger their own lives
pandas are bad at everything
they can’t mate
you have to show them x panda videos just to explain how it works
to make matters worse, females can only get pregnant for two days a year
as you can imagine, to have a birth, the stars have to align perfectly
pandas are also bad at staying alive, as you can see from the videos
pandas are risk takers, or at least they don’t always understand the consequences of their actions
for example, climbing the to top of on an unstable branch
or doing dangerous sports exercises
pandas don’t even do what they were created to do
in fact, they were designed as carnivores
yes, pandas are bears but they don’t eat meat
they prefer to eat bamboo, but bamboo gives them very little energy, so they have to spend all day chewing it

- kaos21a lyrics

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