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monsta zinc - kai bowman lyrics

[chorus: kai bowman]
i think there’s a monster under my bed
in an hour i will probably be dead
he’s very smelly and has four eyes on his head
i think i’m gonna name him ted

[verse 1: kai bowman]
now this all started about 4 months ago
i was in my room chilling with my big bro
under the bed i heard something lurking so
i stuck my foot under and felt something grab my toe
at night i heard him snoring below
so i got and went under the bed real slow
now i’m not one that gets real scared at night yo
but i’ll admit i peed my pants when i saw his nose

[verse 2: kai bowman & 4za as “ted”]
it was hairy scary scaly and was brown
actually he looked quite a bit like a clown
not scary at all in fact he looked a little fact
in fact he looked like a little bunny
urgh
oh god
oh hey man, i’m the monster under your bed, i’m meant to scare ya, but i’m not really into that cause i’m a good man and uh yeah, you wanna play catch?
uh, i guess?
good, i’m actually really good at catch so let’s play!
uh okay, can i call you ted?
sure man, i love the movie ted

[verse 3: kai bowman, 4za as “ted”, & “dad”]
son what the h-ll is this?
this monster’s gonna meet my fists
dad no he is my friend
well right now he’s gonna meet his end
hey man my name is ted and i’m a good guy
please sir i’d really like not to die
that’s not my problem cause you are fat
please no dad you already k!lled the cat
i don’t care cause the cat was fat
say goodbye to your little fatty
-gunshot-
dad, you k!lled me…

- kai bowman lyrics

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