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hate being tall - kadon gish lyrics

hate being tall lyrics
intro:
man
i always hear from these
b*tch ass motherf*ckers
that they want to be tall
well

verse 1:
i’m gonna say why i hate being 6 ft. 5 inches tall
and why i’m telling people that i always wanted to be small
cuz people tell me that being tall is actually great
but listen to this, and then you know why it’s something i hate

first of all, it’s easy for me to hit my head on the doors
it’s either a bump on the head, or get knocked straight to the floor
and that is something that happens to me every single f*cking day
and yes, i could duck, but then, slouching is not my forte
yeah, slouching also hurts my back, and i can’t deal with that
that is something that all of us tall people lack
and when i look down, i feel like i’m walking on stilts
cuz my legs are so long, i feel like i don’t have that drill

to sit down on the ground, cuz that’s not one of my sk!lls
and when i come home from school, i always feel super ill
one day, i had to miss half of school because of my f*cking back
so when i look back on that day, i always feel super sad

hook:
i hate being tall, and you know it’s true
when i look at you, i know what to do
when i woke up today, i felt like i’ll never get through
cuz i hate being tall, and you know it’s true

you know it’s true
i hate being tall

verse 2:
finding clothes is hard for me to get on correctly
so a new f*cking school year is nothing but deadly
people also tell me i should be like a man like kobe bryant
but i am not a fan of basketball, and none of the sports at all

and all of the tall comments are driving me crazy
so i try to pray to jesus christ, so he can save me
but i am not much of a christan, so i’m a f*cking victim
of king hades, and people all know what my name is
but not because my craft, and everyone’s on my ass
because of my height, and at home i hit the light
on the ceiling, and it ain’t healing, and my personality is not appealing
and girls will f*cking fall for it. cuz the world’s too small for me

cuz my motherf*cking head can get on f*cking anything
and it’s not doors like i mention, it’s on motherf*cking everything
but if there is one benefit, i can reach stuff better than n*z*s
but that means i’m all over the place like a f*cking kamikaze

hook:
i hate being tall, and you know it’s true
when i look at you, i know what to do
when i woke up today, i felt like i’ll never get through
cuz i hate being tall, and you know it’s true

you know it’s true
i hate being tall

verse 3:
i always think the world is f*cking against me
because some of the objects in this world i can’t see
getting my legs under tables and some of the desks
is almost as hard as stinking getting dressed

and people are telling me that they are super obsessed with it
and people will tell me that until i am dead
and i’ll be thinking about that when i’m going to bed
i will tell you that sh*t when i’m motherf*cking stressed
my body also has a hard time fitting in cars
so i’m not traveling with my sister cuz it’s too hard
because she would want me to be in her cadillac
cuz my head hits the ceiling and i can’t have that

a hockey game i went to was a freaking nightmare
but not because the game the bus ride is a death stare
i had to sit on my side and there was no seatbelts
so no more bus rides cuz i’m going to h*ll

hook:
i hate being tall, and you know it’s true
when i look at you, i know what to do
when i woke up today, i felt like i’ll never get through
cuz i hate being tall, and you know it’s true

you know it’s true

i hate being tall

- kadon gish lyrics

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