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every man i love is either married, gay or dead - kacey jones lyrics

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i saw that little white circle
where the ring went on his hand
but against my better judgment
i fell for a married man

he swore that he would leave her
and he’d start a brand new life
but in the end
surprise, surprise
he left me for his wife
every man i love is either married, g*y, or dead
i can’t find a single man to share my double bed
there’s a ring on their finger
or they’re light on their feet
or there’s a tombstone on their head
every man i love is either married, g*y, or dead

then i met the sweetest guy
he was too good to be true
he loved to do all those things
men usually hate to do

when he took me to that bar
i thought we’d find romance
but when i saw tom, d*ck, and harry
i knew i didn’t stand a chance

every man i love is either married, g*y, or dead
i can’t find a single man to share my double bed
there’s a ring on their finger
or they’re light on their feet
or there’s a tombstone on their head
every man i love is either married, g*y, or dead

[spoken]
could this song possibly have a happy ending?
well i finally met the perfect man
good lookin’, single, and straight
when we were making love
i thought, “good things come to those who wait”

but then right in the middle of “you know what”
he gasped his final breath
well, what a shame
he’ll never know i loved that man to death!

every man i love is either married, g*y, or dead
i can’t find a single man to share my double bed
there’s a ring on their finger
or they’re light on their feet
or there’s a tombstone on their head
every man i love is either married, g*y, or dead
every man i love is either married, g*y, or dead

- kacey jones lyrics

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