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ladybug mason jar - justin gombita lyrics

timmy lafar had to walk real far
’cause his mom sent him grocery shopping
momma said, timmy you can use my card
you can buy yourself something
when tommy got to the grocery mart
his eyes were pumpin’
he found a glass mason jar
that was perfect for ladybug hunting

so he grabbed the jar off the shelf
and took it to the counter man
he said do you want anything else
timmy said, yes, my mom’s vitamins
the man said, that’ll be $14.39
are you doing cash or credit?
timmy said, my mom gave me her credit card
the man said, that looks like debit
timmy said, okay, you win
and handed the man the card
thе man said, okay what’s the pin?
timmy said, what?
the four digit security codе
did your mom not give it?
timmy said, uhh can i use your phone
just for a minute?
well the phones are down, the man said
but you can use my cell
timmy said, okay
timmy tried to make the call
but mama didn’t answer
timmy just then had a thought
that he would fake an answer
what mommy are you okay?
timmy said with dread and fear
you’re dying, bleeding, and turning gray
and there’s fluids coming out your ear?
the counter man wasn’t paying attention
because he was raised to know that
eavesdropping is rude in any situation
so timmy tried to wave his hands
to get counter man’s attention
counter man didn’t pay any kind
he was staring through a different dimension
so timmy had another thought come in his mind
because the first wasn’t worth a mention
timmy would pretend to keep up his
mom’s conversation
he put the phone on the counter
and picked up all his groceries
he tried not to stop talking
so the man wouldn’t realize he’s walking away
and he did it, he made it out of the grocery store with everything
and especially that very special thing
that we’re gonna sing about right now
now timmy has the mason jar
and started catching ladybugs in it
he fed them grass and lucky charms
and loved them with no ending
but he kept the bugs in the jar
and kept the jar lidded
he didn’t know that they needed air
and never put holes in it
and one day the ladybugs stopped moving
and poor timmy learned that all thing must die

- justin gombita lyrics

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