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the grand old duke of york - justin fletcher lyrics

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some people like to get a train to work
or drive in a beamer or a merc
some guys like to travel by bus
but i can’t be bothered with the fuss today
i’m gonna take by bike
’cause once again the tube’s on strike

the greedy b-st-rds want extra pay for sitting on their -ss all day
even though they earn 30k
so i’m here in the pouring rain

where the f-ck’s my f-cking train?
london underground, london underground!
they’re all lazy f-cking useless c-nts!
london underground, london underground!
they’re all greedy c-nts;
i want to shoot them all with a rifle!

all they say is ‘please mind the doors!’
and they learn that on their two day course
this job can be done by a four year old
they just leave us freezing in the cold

what you smell is what you get
burger king and p-ss and sweat
you roast to death in the boiling heat
with tourists treading on your feet
and chewing gum on every seat!

so don’t tell me to mind the gap!
i want my f-cking money back!
london underground, london underground!
they’re all f-cking useless c-nts!
london underground, london undeground!
they’re all grredy c-nts;
i want to shoot them all with a rifle!

lalalala
lalalala

the floors are sticky, the seats are damp
every platform has a f-cking tramp!
but the drivers get the day off when
we’re all late for work again!

london underground, london underground!
wa wa w-nkers
they’re all w-nkers!
london underground!

take your oyster card
and shove it up your -ss… hole!

- justin fletcher lyrics

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