bieber's paparazzi deposition - justin bieber lyrics
clip i
prosecution: remember earlier today when i asked you –
bieber: no
prosecution: why don’t you listen to what i have to say first and then maybe you’ll tell me yes or no?
bieber: i don’t have to listen to anything you have to say
[yelling over each other]
prosecution: answer my question if you have a question about my question…
bieber’s defense attorney: today is not for you to speak over me
defense: ..have a right for you to be clear to me..
b attorney: mr decalp…
new scene
prosecution: have you been to australia ever?
bieber: i don’t know… if i’ve been to australia. have i been to australia?
new scene
prosecution: are you aware that know that scooter braun knows that your body guards have attacked photographers?
defense: objection to form
bieber: what kind of question is that? that didn’t make sense
defense: that’s correct about that –
bieber: that doesn’t make sense, that’s a weird question: that doesn’t make sense
defense: can you just add some foundation?
prosecution: i-i-i- didn’t hear your response. again sir, i’m i’m pleading with you to-
bieber: you know, i, i didn’t finish. i didn’t finish
prosecution: oh, oh, i’m sorry – i didn’t want to interrupt
bieber: oh, oh really, you didn’t wanna to interrupt?
new scene
prosecution: is it true that you know that your security guards will punch, grab and push paps if they need too?
bieber: uh… i object
prosecution: will you please look at the film, that’s up there?
defense: go ahead and start
bieber: this is a film? this is a film?
prosecution: pause it. would you please watch the television
bieber: you said it’s a film, you said watch the film, is this a film?
prosecution: is this a… is there a difference between the film and something else?
bieber: is this a film?
defense: it’s a yes or no answer required right?
bieber: i think my lawyer’s asking a question
prosecution: please, sir
bieber: my lawyer’s asking a question
prosecution: you’re not here to answer his questions. you’re here to answer mine
new scene
prosecution: have you ever disciplined mr. hesney?
bieber: disciplined…what kind of question is that? [laughs] is he my son? guess what –
prosecution: will you answer my question?
bieber: guess what – i don’t recall.
[winks at camera]
clip ii
prosecution: you know selena gomez?
bieber: yes.
prosecution: you be dating her at some point in time?
defense: whats the relevance of that, why are you asking that question?
prosecution: i’m take – because i’m allowed to ask
defense: no you’re not allowed to just-
prosecution [interupting]: ab-ab-absolutely
defense: -make up something and ask it
prosecution: what are you talking about?
defense: it sounds like you’re trying to har-ss him
other bieber attorney: be a lawyer, man
prosecution: stop making speeches and–
bieber: journalism, this isn’t journalism, man
defense: what is your relevance, what’s your pro-offer?
prosecution: if you have an objection state your objection
defense: what’s your, what’s your pro-offer for relevance on that?
prosecution: sir, have you ever talked with selena gomez and discussed your feelings about paparazzi’s with her?
bieber: (sighs) don’t ask me about her again
prosecution: sir
[all interrupting each other]
defense: move on to another-
prosecution: have you ever!
bieber: don’t ask me about her again
prosecution: have you ever discussed!
bieber: don’t ask me about her again
prosecution: have you ever discussed your feelings-
bieber: don’t ask me about her again
prosecution: paparrazi –
defense: we gotta take a break-
prosecution: sir have you –
defense: this is har-ssment if i’ve ever seen it. this is outrageous
bieber: don’t ask me about her again
defense: let’s take a break justin, let’s take a break
clip iii
defense: objection
bieber: [sighs then laughs to himself]
prosecution: did i say something funny?
defense: you don’t need to argue with the witness. do you wanna state your question again?
prosecution: is there anything funny in my question, as to why you were laughing?
defense: what what is your question, should we have it read back? lets have it
bieber: well, i don’t know, katie couric, you tell me
prosecution: are you calling me katie couric?
bieber: .. no
prosecution: is this a news interview for you? cause it’s not, it’s your deposition, do you understand that?
bieber: yes… but i see what you’re doing
prosecution: have you ever spoken with scooter braun regarding photographers who want to take a picture of you?
defense: asked and answered several times
bieber: [sighs] that was definitely asked before that question was…
prosecution: what was your answer, please remind me of your answer
bieber: no [sighs] this seems like a 60 minutes interview
clip iv
prosecution: do you know raymond usher iv?
bieber: no
prosecution: do you know an individual entertainer by the name of usher?
bieber: yeah…usher, that sounds familiar
prosecution: isn’t it true that usher is, was instrumental in starting your career?
defense: what does this have to do with this litigation, mr. d calp? this is just you trying to har-ss the client
bieber: before we came back here, you would ask me…
prosecution: let let her read back the question. thank you for your memory
[plays tape from 20 seconds ago]
bieber: i was found on youtube. umm, i think that i was detrimental to my own career
prosecution: i’m sorry, i can’t hear you at all. i’m sitting right next to you can, uh, you go…
defense: he said i think i was instrumental to my own career
prosecution: well let me hear back from the [unintelligible]
bieber: instrumental
clerk: he said, i think i was instrumental to my own career.
prosecution: thank you, sir, but my question was, usher, was he helpful to your professional career?
bieber: yes
prosecution: is usher a close friend of yours?
bieber: yes
prosecution: is usher a confidant?
bieber: umm, i guess, yes
prosecution: has usher given you career advice?
bieber: is this an interview or a deposition? i’m confused.
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