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dis beef - juno songs lyrics

[intro:]
h*llo there humans
i’m the great papyrus
welcome to my cooking show
today we’ll make steak!
first you start
by taking out a cut of dis beef
nyeheheh!

[verse 1:]
if you are wondering
why i’m crying
i cut some onions for the garnish!
i just think that it tastes pretty good
with steak
now onto the lesson with me!
nyeheheh!

[verse 2:]
now we’ll tenderize the steak!
we do not want the meat to break
all your t**th because its too tough!
nyeheheh!
then somе salt and pepper seasoning!
shakе*shake*shake*a, shake*shake*a, shake!
[verse 3:]
now we’ll add some lemon
to let the flavor sink in
throw that baby on the grill
and let it cook!

{verse 4:}
in the meantime, let’s get some parsley so that we can
put it on the steak when it’s all done cooking!
i like my steak medium rare!
just a fact i’d like to share!

[bridge:]
oh my god! that steak looks delicious! smell that, won’t you? nyeheheh!
this steak is looking good
under the grills hood
yum*yum! nyeheheh!

[verse 5:]
now spread the parsley
on top of the steak!
spread the onions around
that steak is nice and brown!
nyeheheh!
mm*mm, that smells delicious!
[verse 6:]
here’s a baked potato to go with it!
and some cheese
and salt
and sour cream
and b*tter!

[verse 7:]
that’s it for papyrus’ cooking show!
you wanna learn to cook disbeef, you know?
this recipe wasn’t too tough!
i think this meal’s enough!
papyrus is the best!
the skeletal masterchef*

[outro:]
wait, hold on, hold on, i’m getting a call. stop the music!
oh, where did i put my phone..? ah, here it is!
great papyrus, how may i help you?
uh*huh. uh*huh…oh. oh is that what they wanted? why would they want something like that? that sounds terrible! the human would never do that! i’ll have you know that’s not very kid*friendly! good day to you, sir!
apologies for that, everyone! papyrus’ cooking show is done completely unrehe*rs*d and as such, unsolicited phone calls can happen at any time! regardless, i hope you enjoyed this little lesson on how to make steak

nyeheheh! …ah, cut the shot

- juno songs lyrics

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