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oddball (i'd rather kill myself than commit suicide) - jumbo dyho lyrics

[intro]
we’re all just a bunch of f-cking idiots
i’m one of them, and i just made this song
so, well, listen, then, okay, here we go, i’m high

[verse one: jumbo dyho]
first, let’s make sure that this beat is in sync
and also that this ‘nsync alb-m is in the garbage shredder in the sink
get it, cause it’s garbage
and a garbage shredder is the shit that destroys it
all people talk about’s money, sex, and taking poison
except for that last part, just me and my boys
shit, i didn’t mean for that to happen
you b-tches are snow white, bite my adam’s apple
all of you mother f-ggots think i’m not able
to throw ross and a gorilla over a table
and i know this shit makes sense
but rick ross and a gorilla, both of them have no difference
i know that i’m not in with the trends
talking ’bout ‘nsync when they already broke up in ’02
(everybody left the band)
but you b-tches know i’m an oddball
lots of people think dyho means, “die, hoe!”
but it actually is abbreviation for dance your heart out, hoe
my d-ck along with my b-lls are as small as an elf
and i’d rather commit suicide than k!ll myself (they’re the same, you f-cking moron!)

[hook]
b-tch, i’m strong
b-tch, i’m long
i’m tall, but i’m only ’bout 6 foot tall
i’m a mother, f-cking oddball
staring dead in to my eyes like the elf on the shelf
i’d rather commit suicide than k!ll myself [x4]

[skit]
dude
yeah?
they’re both the f-cking same
uh, so?
dude, you must be high off weed
[footsteps]
yes, i’ll have what he’s having

[verse two: krisp dog]
this’ll be a short verse, i think i’m p-ssing out
i can’t breath through my nose, because glue is blocking my snout
and i got human feces all over the couch
but don’t ask me why, you see, it wasn’t a dog, it wasn’t a frog
just took too much of the log, and i freaked out after i psyched
something just happened, and i just started cr-pping
don’t know what’s happening, i’m not even reacting to
this blasphemy or tragedy that is sad to see
not a romance movie, but me od’ed off pills for odc
oh, f-ck me, i just ruined all your childhood dreams, b-tch

[hook]

[skit 2]
i’m glad i got what he’s having
so, how do you like it?
i don’t like it, i love it, you f-cking b-st-rd
[gl-ss smashes] don’t ask me that question ever again, you c-nt! [door slams]

- jumbo dyho lyrics

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